So who's this mystery striker then?

[Stinky Kat]

maybe its panzer tank man Neil Shipperley

 

[KNC]

It's a waifish young forward from non league Burton Albion...................

Oh, if only!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[severnside gull]

Scott McGleish would be good

 

[Superseagull]

maybe its panzer tank man Neil Shipperley

How many goals did he score for Brentford last season compared to our wonder signing big bad Baz?

 

[Goodfella]

It's ot James Hayter

 

[Seagullible]

oh i'm so shocked it's not Heyter

 

[Simon Morgan]

Hayter would have been terrific, but it was always unlikely. I'd also be very pleased with Forster, which seems more plausible and I'd be delighted with Constantine, although I think we may be out of our league there.