So who was the NSC'er

[pasty]

that shared a cab with two mates of mine to The Keepmoat yesterday, and insisted my username was a cornish meat based snack, when in fact as my mates said it is nothing to do with that, and is more to do with a non-mediterranean type complexion and rhymes with "tasty" ?

 

[Petunia]

Wasn't me.

 

[Bozza]

*cough* Edna Krabappel *cough*

 

[pasty]

*cough* Edna Krabappel *cough*

No one likes a grass Bozza

 

[Mackenzie]

No one likes a grass Bozza

Except the police....oh!

 

[Bozza]

No one likes a grass Bozza

She was having none of it when I agreed with your mates.

It's almost as if the the pre-match combo of cider, large gins and jagerbombs had got the better of her.

 

[Bozza]

I assume your mates also commented on them not having to pay for the cab?

 

[pasty]

I assume your mates also commented on them not having to pay for the cab?

They did (indirectly) say thank you when I saw them tonight!

 

[Meade's Ball]

No one likes a grass Bozza

I can imagine Uncle Spielberg being led a merry dance through a Somersetian isle trying to locate a missing girl only to find himself some 2 hours into it led to his death in a burning 100ft grass Bozza.

 

[DumLum]

Thanks for clearing up how to pronounce your username, I have always wondered.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I wasn't insisting on anything!

I'd just always assumed it was like the gristle & floor sweeping-filled Cornish delicacy.

Now we all know.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The last time Roz and I went to Doncaster, we managed to blag our free taxi ride to the ground, courtesy of a certain Mr Bloom.

So there.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Paul Barber got the train.

I know this because I accidentally smiled at him when getting off at my stop.

I hope this is not libellous.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Paul Barber got the train.

I know this because I accidentally smiled at him when getting off at my stop.

I hope this is not libellous.

Why accidentally? Do you often smile at random men without realising who they are? What a flirt . Oh, and have you booked your 6 months off yet?

 

[AZ Gull]

Paul Barber got the train.

I know this because I accidentally smiled at him when getting off at my stop.

I hope this is not libellous.

How does a smile occur accidentally?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Paul Barber got the train.

I know this because I accidentally smiled at him when getting off at my stop.

I hope this is not libellous.

Shouldn't you be out catching criminals rather than giving the glad eye to ageing Directors on trains? For shame.

 

[Buzzer]

Shouldn't you be out catching criminals rather than giving the glad eye to ageing Directors on trains? For shame.

Remember us hijacking the boy racer in Southend and paying him £20 to take us to the ground? He had a Nissan Micra and there where 5 of us he had to take. 1 in the front, 3 in the back and you crowd-surfing between the front and back with your foot hanging out of a window.

 

[nail-Z]

i can imagine uncle spielberg being led a merry dance through a somersetian isle trying to locate a missing girl only to find himself some 2 hours into it led to his death in a burning 100ft grass bozza.

BURN HIM!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How does a smile occur accidentally?

Because...I got off at my stop and as I walked up the platform, I noticed someone on the train looking out and quite clearly clocking my Albion scarf. Thinking it was another fan travelling back, I gave it a sort of "Yeah, we won!" inane grin (as you do) and carried on. It was only once I'd taken a few more steps that it dawned on me that it was Barber.

 

[TheJasperCo]

I always thought it was pronounced in the same way as the tasty Cornish staple. I mean, it goes with your avatar anyway.