So who dropped the flask ?

[clapham_gull]

Never have I seen a man so flustered over dropping a flask... twas beautiful

Flustered ? It was like Platoon downstairs. Imagine the carnage if it had contained Bovril or the potential shrapnel injuries from Cream of Chicken ?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

That went off like a bomb on the left side of the terrace after falling from the upper tier.

I jumped back to avoid the shower of glass. Just a bit of advice, don't drop a vacuum flask from a height.

I'd imagine it was a total accident since from my experience flask users tend to be terribly sensible.

I guess the MUG who dropped it was either fat or ginger.

 

[melias shoes]

Ah...stick to stainless steel flasks, they're 'bomb' proof!

Not if they hit you on the flipping head!

 

[melias shoes]

Flustered ? It was like Platoon downstairs. Imagine the carnage if it had contained Bovril or the potential shrapnel injuries from Cream of Chicken ?

Cream of chicken shrapnel? Vegetable soup would have been like a nail bomb in comparison!

 

[clapham_gull]

Not if they hit you on the flipping head!

Each to his own if you decide to employ a flask as a weapon. This was very much shock and awe. I guess you would cause panic with a glass based one then pick off the fleeing individuals with stainless steel.

In answer to Enda's question above it was EMPTY.

 

[clapham_gull]

Cream of chicken shrapnel? Vegetable soup would have been like a nail bomb in comparison!

Imagine a mulligatawny. Carnage.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Each to his own if you decide to employ a flask as a weapon. This was very much shock and awe. I guess you would cause panic with a glass based one then pick off the fleeing individuals with stainless steel.

Clearly a need to issue lower tier with flask jackets.

 

[melias shoes]

Imagine a mulligatawny. Carnage.

It has to be Heinz though.

 

[mr sheen]

I am fond of a flask of bovril. Loads of black pepper.

 

[VAL1850]

Lucky it was Brentford and not from mighty height of WSU onto 1901

 

[Ulloa's Soul Patch]

It has to be Heinz though.

Mullifgatawny means Heinz... wait... that doesn't sound right

 

[melias shoes]

Mullifgatawny means Heinz... wait... that doesn't sound right

 

[Reagulls]

It has to be Heinz though.

Or cream of tomato? That would have sent st johns ambulance running!

 

[Ferring Marine]

I guess the MUG who dropped it was either fat or ginger.

Or a steward !
His second half absence was noted.

 

[tiberious]

Or a steward !
His second half absence was noted.

perhaps the poor steward was suffering from PTSD

POST THERMOS STRESS DISORDER... it can take years before you can face a Thermos again.....

 

[Super Steve Earle]

OMG! Every home game I have my rucksack checked and, as I open it to the friendly steward, I cheerily say 'just a few sweets and a flask'. Will I still be allowed in to the Amex?

 

[El Turi]

I was, yes, by the pillar. One of the arms had snapped off completely I think and the other was bent downwards so it looked like one of those pairs of glasses that pantomime dames hold up to their face I believe it was Muhammed "I'm hard" Bruce Lee's brother who felt the urge to model them

That was quite amusing! It's ok though as he's going to write to Chris O'Grady and ask him to buy a new pair of glasses.

 

[jonsey]

Flask-Gate.

We must unmask this hooligan.

Surely we should "Unflask" the hooligan..............or is this what happened, The plot thickens ( unlike the contents of the flask )

 

[Tooting Gull]

Great thread.

This 'whodunnit' has all the hallmarks of the Millwall 'Who ate half the pie?' mystery a good few years ago, after a half-eaten balti was thrown at a linesman at the Den.

 

[jimbob5]

Thank goodness nobody was hurt or it would have ruined a great day. Not funny but true.