So what weapon did you take to work today?

[Lady Whistledown]

The dog with the bees in its mouth is just the best weapon EVER

I was in such a rush to get to work last night, I barely had the chance to pick up the Chinese throwing stars from the windowsill and don my hat with the sharpened brim before running out of the door. I have no idea how you lot found the time to arrange all this other stuff.

 

[The Large One]

The de-militarised zone that is... my arse.

 

[Titanic]

It was looking a bit grey this morning so, in order to blend in with the crowd, I am packing my Bulgarian ricin-tipped umbrella.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Yesterday was Bring Your Blowpipe To Work Day in my office, so rather pleasingly I got the chance to show off my trusty handcarved Amazonian wooden pipe, as well as my good friend Timmy the Poison Dart Frog who I smuggled into the canteen inside a plastic Tupperware lunchbox.

 

[Was not Was]

Edna is the most likely to be telling the truth. I'm trying to work out the poison dart equivalent of the old 'how many coppers does it take to push someone down the stairs?'* gag, but I'm finding it hard.

*: none, he fell.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My elderly geography teacher was insistant that some tribes in remote parts of the Amazon used 50 ft blowpipes. We pointing out that you could attach a blade to the end and stab the target, but he was having none of it, neglecting to mention that you would need lungs larger than those of Brian Blessed to shoot the dart.

Anyway, sceptics aside, I decided to manufacture one and took it to my appointment this morning. I was running late. Got the end caught in a bit of pavement and cleared the job centre.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I've filled all the salt shakers at work with anthrax and sneezing powder.

 

[Badger]

If I don't get time to pack a weapon in the morning I always make sure I have my iPhone handy because I've got an App which lets me launch an airstrike on a destination of my choice.

 

[TonyBloomsPokerFace]

I opted for the motorcycle ride to work. With missile launcher.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I always make sure I have my iPhone handy because I've got an App which lets me launch an airstrike on a destination of my choice.

 

[tonymgc]

I took my machine gun covered racing car to work today

 

[Sussex Nomad]

That car's definitely illegal... it's got a bald tyre.

 

[spanish seagull92]

I took Chuck Norris, nuff said

 

[Norman Potting]

To misquote Crocodile Dundee, "I don't need a gun mate, I've got an Oatway".

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I signed my bayonet out of the armory today for two reasons. 1. Guns for show, knifes for a pro. 2. Because i can.

I looked like an idiot as everyone else had got their Rifles out, so i used it to dislodge some food i had stuck in my teeth.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I took my compass - it's a weapon of maths instruction.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I took my compass - it's a weapon of maths instruction.

I took a large bottle of weedkiller. It's a weapon of moss destruction.

 

[Braders]

my elbow - got away with it too

 

[The Fifth Column]

I took my everyday weapon of choice, my trusty pork sword and backed it up with my personal body guard who packs a pair of these:

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Me, I just dug out my Super Soaker circa 1995 and blasted all of the ladies in my office in white blouses at chest height