[Humour] So what did you get stuck up your rectum this year

[PTC Gull]

From min 32, funniest thing on TV this Christmas...

 

[Questions]

Correct me if I misunderstood I accept that you haven't felt the need but even so you very specifically decided on an AC Cobra model ............. To what scale?

It would have to be the 1/32 scale I suppose and now I’ve thought more about it since my original post I would lean towards the Ford 1965 Shelby Cobra 427

 

[m@goo]

The one that baffles me the most is a balloon down the penis?? Either inflated or not, just how?

 

[daveinprague]

The one that baffles me the most is a balloon down the penis?? Either inflated or not, just how?

The more pertinent question is why

 

[Bry Nylon]

It would have to be the 1/32 scale I suppose and now I’ve thought more about it since my original post I would lean towards the Ford 1965 Shelby Cobra 427

I'd go for a 1/32 scale TR7. If I could get one of those wedged up my arse I'd consider it a deeply personal Triumph.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The more pertinent question is why

To inflate the libido?

 

[BNthree]

“PLAYING WITH PHONE AND FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE WOKE UP HIS STYLUS WAS IN HIS URETHA. INJURY OCCURRED 4 DAYS AGO AND DIDN’T SEEK TREATMENT”

“WAS SQUATTING IN THE SHOWER WHEN HE GOT A SMALL BOTTLE STUCK IN HIS RECTUM”

Yeah right!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'd go for a 1/32 scale TR7. If I could get one of those wedged up my arse I'd consider it a deeply personal Triumph.

 

[Questions]

Go for the hardtop version, that windscreen and roll bar will cause problems otherwise.

Maybe I’ll just go with Jenson Interceptor then. Sleaker isn’t it ?

 

[Questions]

The one that baffles me the most is a balloon down the penis?? Either inflated or not, just how?

You widen the eye of your penis with pasta tongs...

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Wrong thread

 

[Ding Dong !]

My wife's c&ck

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

My wife's c&ck

Thanks, that me me chuckle. Needed that after tonight's result.

 

[mothy]

Currently having an affair & new bird has wayward fingers