[Humour] So what did you get stuck up your rectum this year

[LamieRobertson]

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year/

 

[BN9 BHA]

Weird people the Septics

 

[LamieRobertson]

Weird people the Septics

Kind of why I thought it would appeal to a few on NSC

 

[Sussexscots]

That's a bit of a (brown) eye opener....

 

[Questions]

My friend was convinced he was going to make a range of butt plugs that had a cake shape cutter in each one. He thought it would make going for a sh..it even more enjoyable . I did wonder.


I have never felt the need to shove anything up my arse but if I did it would be a model of an AC Cobra.

 

[PeterOut]

I know of at least one guy at work who came seriously close to getting his head stuck up the bosses ass more than onece this year....

 

[vegster]

It always seems to be bottoms with these Americans.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Don't mess with Hancock......... No! Not Nick

 

[GREASED WEASEL]

have you all got your crackerjack pencils?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBcKVECSPkc

 

[Gabbafella]

I'm sure it happened to a lovely lady, but how cavernous does a snatch need to be to wedge a film canister in it?!

 

[Blue3]

I have never felt the need to shove anything up my arse but if I did it would be a model of an AC Cobra.

Correct me if I misunderstood I accept that you haven't felt the need but even so you very specifically decided on an AC Cobra model ............. To what scale?

 

[Quinney]

Working for the ambulance service you get to go to a few of these jobs.

I’d been sent back to base for a debrief following a double death fire in a caravan.

After the debrief and a cup of tea, the next job we were sent to was a man with a banana stuck up his arse.

When we got to his address there were a few dirty mags out and no sign of the banana. Apparently there was some kind of vacuum phenomenon which sucked it up. I asked him if he’d previously inserted anything else up there and he stated (and I had no reason to doubt it) that he’d had aerosol cans up there and cans of beer. I wish I was quick enough to have asked what brand of beer hoping he’d say Carlsberg, as it reaches parts other beers cannot reach.



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[PWA]

Toy Fiesta. Corgi.

 

[lawros left foot]

I put a small ivory elephant up my nose when I was about 2 years old. The elephant was about the size of a pea, I was taken to the hospital, cos my Mum couldn’t get it out.
The Docs made me sniff pepper, and I sneezed it out.
I can’t remember what happened to the elephant, but we did take it home.

 

[mr sheen]

Heineken

 

[Gabbafella]

I put a small ivory elephant up my nose when I was about 2 years old. The elephant was about the size of a pea, I was taken to the hospital, cos my Mum couldn’t get it out.
The Docs made me sniff pepper, and I sneezed it out.
I can’t remember what happened to the elephant, but we did take it home.

I was taken to hospital when I was younger as I inserted an entire packet of tic-tacs up my nose one by one. I can still fit a clipper lighter in my nose, not sure how that will come in handy but you never know.

 

[Jack Straw]

I got a peanut stuck up my arse when I was little. My mum held me upside-down, poured chocolate in, and it came out a Treet!

 

[Gabbafella]

I have never felt the need to shove anything up my arse but if I did it would be a model of an AC Cobra.

Go for the hardtop version, that windscreen and roll bar will cause problems otherwise.

 

[OzMike]

I had a colonoscopy last Feb.

 

[Pembury]

Someone was getting into the festive spirit with the Christmas lights I see.