[Other Sport] So What Are They Going To Call It?

[el punal]

You know, that piece of ground at Wimbledon where all the tennis buffs watch proceedings on the big screen. I mean first it was Henman Hill, then it was Murray’s Mound - but now he’s out of the action. We have a couple of British players left in contention this year, there’s Johanna Konta for starters so I suppose it could be renamed Konta’s . . . no, I don’t think we can go there!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

'Konta's early exit' doesn't have much of a ring to it....

 

[btnbelle]

Edmund's Elevation, its not quite the same though.....

 

[Madafwo]

Katie's Kingdom, Boulter's Boulder?

 

[el punal]

Edmund's Elevation, its not quite the same though.....

He’s a bit down at the moment.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Konta's Klump

 

[Notters]

Kane's knoll? Or are they too posh to be showing the football?

 

[el punal]

Konta's Klump

 

[Commander]

Who cares? The World Cup is on.

 

[junior]

Who cares? The World Cup is on.

Is the correct answer.

 

[Gazwag]

England's green and pleasant slope

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Britain’s Bulge.

 

[el punal]

Who cares? The World Cup is on.

Exactly! It was my sarcastic dig at the frippery of all those tennis t*ts who have to come up with some inane name to describe where the tennis t*t fans gather. I happened to be in the pub before our World Cup game, the TV was showing the grunters, groaners and squealers plying their trade. Aaargh!

 

[Simster]

Who cares? The World Cup is on.

This. The time to be joining in with squealing middle class women is AFTER we have been knocked out.

 

[MattBackHome]

I can't wait for my annual GUFFAW when some wag in the crowd ironically shouts "C'mon Tim" during a lull in play.

 

[el punal]

I can't wait for my annual GUFFAW when some wag in the crowd ironically shouts "C'mon Tim" during a lull in play.

Or Cliff Richard singing to the crowd during a rain break.

 

[Mellotron]

Who cares? The World Cup is on.

The correct answer to almost everything at the moment.

 

[Bozza]

Genuinely surprised they bothered with it this year, having suffered the double whammy of Murray giving it the swerve and football coming home captivating the nation.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Failure Fell.

 

[Hampden Park]

sloped off?