So Thursday...

[greyseagull]

my wife and I celebrate our fourth wedding anniversary...

What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

 

[Muzzy]

No brainer... You go to the footie of course

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Take her up The Amex

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

my wife and I celebrate our fourth wedding anniversary...

What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Easy. Take her out to a 'mystery' destination.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

my wife and I celebrate our fourth wedding anniversary...

What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Think man, THINK. Which of these two conflicting events is going to come round every year?

 

[easynow]

Take her to the game and then get a taxi down to the lanes for fancy meal.

 

[catfish]

No contest..

 

[Official Old Man]

Is your ticket available yet? My mate wants one. If not can he take your wife out?

 

[jackanada]

Book her a spa day and a meal at a fancy restaurant.
Drop her at spa, tell her you'll pick her up for dinner.
Go to football in oddly smart clothes.
Return to pick up wife for dinner. For extra brownie points pay a nice eastern european to clean the house why you're gone and claim thats what you were doing.
Have dinner.
Receive oral pleasure.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Sorry mate, but you're going to have to do the decent thing.

Go to the game.

 

[Acker79]

Tradition dictates the fourth anniversary gift should be fruit and flowers. There's a lovely memorial garden near Falmer station, just across from some big building, something to do with AMEX. You could take her there...

 

[Seagull1989]

Only yourself to blame for meeting this time of year. Should have met in july. Then you're safe

 

[upthealbion1970]

my wife and I celebrate our fourth wedding anniversary...

What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

That's why July is the month you should have got married in

 

[daveinprague]

Ask her if she loves you.

 

[lawros left foot]

Quickie divorce, the only option

 

[Triggaaar]

my wife and I celebrate our fourth wedding anniversary...

What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

I take it you know what to do, and you've just posted this for a laugh. If you don't know what to do, you're not a fan of football. Of course your wife is more important but 4th anniversary? Just go out the following night FFS.

 

[greyseagull]

I take it you know what to do, and you've just posted this for a laugh. If you don't know what to do, you're not a fan of football. Of course your wife is more important but 4th anniversary? Just go out the following night FFS.

Jesus, calm down

 

[Triggaaar]

Jesus, calm down

Er, I am calm. It's just a post on a footy forum.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Treat her to a weekend away instead of going out on Thursday ...say next weekend in the Peak District ..say close to Derby ..suggest she would like to go shopping for a few hours on the Sunday

 

[Eric Potts]

Book her a spa day and a meal at a fancy restaurant.
Drop her at spa, tell her you'll pick her up for dinner.
Go to football in oddly smart clothes.
Return to pick up wife for dinner. For extra brownie points pay a nice eastern european to clean the house why you're gone and claim thats what you were doing.
Have dinner.
Receive oral pleasure.

Excellent answer sir .