Seagullible
Super Keeper
potato Wedges
For a thread that was no doubt meant to bring about an arguement about being a 'Bad Fan' and not going to the game this one has actually turned out rather different hasn't it!
And i'm guessing some Chorizo
I reckon depending on whether or not his bird's coming down, it's either Loaded and FHM or a bumper back of johnnies and some sex lube as he's too embarassed to buy some in person