Seagull on the wing
New member
Heard Gus wanted two new strikers........Bryant & May
It's a ruse. He saw how wonderful his "I'm looking to buy another striker" schtick worked in motivating Barnes and Murray last year, and he's trying it again this year.
Probably just swan around
Bale can walk past most defenders in Europe. Hardly fair to judge him on that. He's looked pretty steady to me.
I've now have an image in my head of your friend's canary walking across an abrasive surface striking the matches on his leg.
Now that is funny...A friend of mine had a canary with a boken leg so the vet used a couple of Swan matches as splints.
It was a perfect job and you should see his little face light up when he went for a walk.