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snow driving MORONS



Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,896
Guiseley
I'm well aware that people in this country have an incomprehensible inability to drive in snowy conditions, and I'm sure that's covered elsewhere. But earlier I saw a woman leaving the travelodge (Preston park) car park and it's filled me with rage. This clever clogs had cleared a small portion of the snow from her windscreen, but had left a thick layer over all of her other windows, headlights, breaklights and indicators and was trying to force her way into Preston Road. What a prat.
 






drew

Drew
NSC Patron
Oct 3, 2006
23,641
Burgess Hill
Out of interest, isn't 'prat' more a masculine term? Surely 'dumb bitch' would have been more appropriate!
 


Eksman

Active member
Aug 9, 2012
1,880
On the toilet
I'm sick to death of twats on the road!!! I'm a delivery driver and put up with it all day every day and today I saw so many idiotic things and accidents, use your heads TWATS!
 


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There are two cars facing the wrong way, at different angles, on The Drove at the moment. It's closed from Compton Road BTW
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,530
The arse end of Hangleton
It's amazed me how many people I've seen today without ANY lights ! Morons !!!!
 


BHAFC_Pandapops

Citation Needed
Feb 16, 2011
2,844
Never mind the snow, my freaky darlings. Outside my flat yesterday, in the words of Holloway, some complete....person....had attempted to park a station wagon in a space that was about the size of a small hatch back. They tried religiously to get the car in, even though the car parked behind them would have to lose the front bumper and a portion of the engine.

Now then. If this wasn't bad enough, there's an empty lane of P&D spaces on the opposite side of the road. I mean you'd have to be blind or stupid to miss that. They cruised about 10/20 mph past yet more empty P&D spaces and drove off! ???
 






Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,530
The arse end of Hangleton
Out of interest, isn't 'prat' more a masculine term? Surely 'dumb bitch' would have been more appropriate!

I've been on the roads today and the issue I've seen the most is WOMEN driving with NO lights !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


el punal

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2012
12,557
The dull part of the south coast
Down here in Southampton (Aaargh!) I was helping to get cars moving that were stuck in the snow, especially on the hilly bits, - walking back home I noticed a couple scraping the snow off their parked car. I advised them not to bother as the road was blocked both ways with lorries and buses unable to move.

"Oh, we're only going to the shops." they said - 300 yards away!!! Some people. . . .:wrong:
 








Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,645
I'm sick to death of twats on the road!!! I'm a delivery driver and put up with it all day every day

Thank goodness there are still outstandingly skilled drivers like you around then, to compensate for all the other dickheads....
 






Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
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Jul 7, 2003
47,645
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooow.


Statistics, Mr Boots, statistics, specifically those relating to occupational road users :)
 


Zebedee

Anyone seen Florence?
Jul 8, 2003
8,053
Hangleton
Driving 100 yards to drop off young Jonny too - bloody idiots.
 




Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,237
Queens Park
I'v never driven in the snow before and might have to brave it on Sunday if it's safe (family christening in South london). We've parked on a major road so we should be okay to get out. What advice would you give? I believe low gears are the order of the day, driving slowly and leaving plenty of distance from the car in front. What else?
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,530
The arse end of Hangleton
I'v never driven in the snow before and might have to brave it on Sunday if it's safe (family christening in South london). We've parked on a major road so we should be okay to get out. What advice would you give? I believe low gears are the order of the day, driving slowly and leaving plenty of distance from the car in front. What else?

Always steer INTO a skid. Also, don't PANIC !
 


Austrian Gull

Well-known member
Feb 5, 2009
2,499
Linz, Austria
I'v never driven in the snow before and might have to brave it on Sunday if it's safe (family christening in South london). We've parked on a major road so we should be okay to get out. What advice would you give? I believe low gears are the order of the day, driving slowly and leaving plenty of distance from the car in front. What else?

My father-in-law is ruddy amazing at driving in snowy conditions - his tips are as little acceleration as possible, don't touch the brakes unless it's the last resort and, if you get stuck, forget it - over-revving will only damage the car.
 


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