nail-Z
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Double negatives. Or worse if you’re Lil Nas X.
“Can't nobody tell me nothing”
“Can't nobody tell me nothing”
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Small things that irritate you.....
- Thread starter Pevenseagull
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Milk.
Phone zombies
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Arsehole’s who think a firm handshake means something, mate you’re a twat.
1. Any “celebrity chef” Tv programme
2. People who lean on supermarket trollies when they push them as if they are otherwise unable to walk unaided.
2. People who lean on supermarket trollies when they push them as if they are otherwise unable to walk unaided.
3. People who think any plural noun requires an apostrophe.
I've always assumed that's a development/variation on "How do you do", to which you're meant to reply "how do you do" straight back and then get on with the conversation.
Although I have a bad habit of answering honestly and telling people that "I'm shit, but never mind that".
TWOCHOICEStom
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These pedestrian crossings.
Why are there two? Well because the bottom one is rendered useless as soon as somebody is stood in front of it. Which means the bottom one is useless and the whole idea is just a solution in search of a problem. Just stick a red/green man on the other side of the road like the 194 other countries do.
Why are there two? Well because the bottom one is rendered useless as soon as somebody is stood in front of it. Which means the bottom one is useless and the whole idea is just a solution in search of a problem. Just stick a red/green man on the other side of the road like the 194 other countries do.
Norman Potting
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People who miss the second "l " in "filling".
Glawstergull
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Commentators that don’t call players out for being cheats or say someone EARNED a penalty. He was AWARDED a penalty! Probably by cheating.
This.
Your wife, like mine, must prefer taking 5 times longer to make the tea, whilst burning fivers and destroying the planet at the same time..
The kitchen is FULL of little opportunities for annoyance...
Using a knife for something small/trivial and then (rather than just wiping the blade and putting it away), just dumping it in the sink. 2 mins later, grab another knife, use it and put it in the sink... repeat until EVERY F***ING knife is in the sink and will need properly washing up before use.
Good for you. I did that too, a couple of months ago, and the consequences were surprising.
The “How are you?” came out the blue, from an ex colleague who’d moved to Chicago about 3 years ago. We’d probably spoken four or five times in the interim, always work-related - I’d given her references for jobs a couple of times, that kind of thing.
So when she sent just that, as a WhatsApp, I figured there was no harm in actually replying with a little bit of substance, not just a cursory “I’m good thanks, how are you?”
Few days later, she replied to that with a huge long email. The roots of it lay in work issues - probably why she’d messaged me, as we’d always worked well together - but there was a flood of stuff she just need to share and unburden.
It totally took me aback, as it was so unexpected and spontaneous, but ever since we’ve started messaging daily, and have now ended up with a strong bond and friendship that wasn’t there before.
All from replying properly to a simple “How are you?”
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Folk using a metal spoon for stirring in a saucepan or alike.
Those hapless souls.
Those hapless souls.
Insel affe
HellBilly
Weststander
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Often combined with staring, an overly loud voice and highly polished shoes.
They read … “that’s someone you can do business with”
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HellBilly
Either that or "I promise you I will get you a fair settlement in the divorce hearing"Often combined with staring, an overly loud voice and highly polished shoes.
They read … “that’s someone you can do business with”
And then the progression to dishwasher. My wife can’t unload it properly. It drives me mad.
Our dishwasher is a couple of steps from the cupboards. When my wife unloads the dishwasher she takes things out and puts them on the table which is one step IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION to the cupboards. Once she has everything on the table she then moves it to the cupboards. I have to leave the room because I just can’t handle it. She then has the nerve to say she is busy and can’t do something. I point out that if she spends her days making tasks take far longer than they should then she will be busy.
Oooooh, don't get me started on the dishwasher...
Ours has a cutlery rack/shelf at the top. When loading, putting dirty cutlery of the same type next to each other takes fractionally longer, yet when it's done it's possible to just grab handfuls to put them together in the right section of the cutlery drawer - MUCH quicker. This only works if you both follow the system.
It's much the same in the rest of the dishwasher - plates of the same size put next to each other not only clean better as they stack neatly allowing a gap for the water to get at the whole plate, but it's then easy to grab all the stuff that is stored together in one go...
I have also lost count of the times I've explained that if something is badly stacked and blocks the spray arm, it won't rotate and things won't clean properly...
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
I'm the one with a problem here, aren't I?
- Oct 17, 2008
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