[Football] Slowest penalty ever?

[Gabbafella]

In all my years watching football, I've never seen a penalty "run" up like this.



How was he not booked for time wasting? Are there rules to say a penalty kick has to be taken within a certain amount of time?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

The Asian Gross? Runs in at full speed, does a little Gross Turn/Brucie jump half way through and continues at full speed again. Nice to see you, to see you ....

 

[Acker79]

In all my years watching football, I've never seen a penalty "run" up like this.



How was he not booked for time wasting? Are there rules to say a penalty kick has to be taken within a certain amount of time?

It was a penalty shoot out. They go as long as is needed, so there's not time to be wasted.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

That initial run up is exactly like the one I do to the toilet when I actually think I'm going to shit myself.

Can I claim copyright?

 

[essbee1]

That initial run up is exactly like the one I do to the toilet when I actually think I'm going to shit myself.

Can I claim copyright?

Or equally, for me, when I have shit myself.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

In all my years watching football, I've never seen a penalty "run" up like this.



How was he not booked for time wasting? Are there rules to say a penalty kick has to be taken within a certain amount of time?

No rules only laws.

 

[1066familyman]

That initial run up is exactly like the one I do to the toilet when I actually think I'm going to shit myself.

Can I claim copyright?

I'm particularly loving the little hop in there near the end.

I never include the hop myself though, or else I would actually shit myself.

 

[1066familyman]

No rules only laws.

There are no rules. Rules are for fools.