Slip Slop Slap

[tedebear]

Slip on a shirt, Slop on Sunscreen and Slap on a hat!!

I'm only going to say it once, you only have one skin and given the weather of late, you're all prime candiates!! A little sun is good for you - roasting yourself not only damages your skin permanently but roasts your organs!!

Take my words of advice, you don't want to have an intimate relationship with your dermatologist or his dry ice, even worse the oncologist... I speak from family experience.

Have a drink, have fun, but protect your skin...its all you've got!!

Here endeth Tedebears lesson.

Love ya's alllllllllllllllllllll

 

[Titanic]

Thanks MUM

And that is ESPECIALLY important for any GINGERS out there !!

 

[tedebear]

Thanks MUM

And that is ESPECIALLY important for any GINGERS out there !!

WELCOME SON!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Legend.

I will folow your advice as I am going to rig the TV up outside for the England game.

 

[Meade's Ball]

That's all given me an erection.

 

[zefarelly]

Wise words Mrs

 

[Lokki 7]

Why is covering your shirt with suncream good for you? Is this a down under thing?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Marvellous scones

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Good advice - a little late though for us novices that have been left with a horrible peeling neck thanks to last Saturday at the Derby.

 

[Hampden Park]

Why is covering your shirt with suncream good for you? Is this a down under thing?

come on lokki, finger on the pulse, its for when they turn it inside out

 

[Trufflehound]

That's all given me an erection.

I have a massive erection sitting out in my garden. Mrs Trufflehound likes to use it as a sunshade on days like these, and i like to see it swaying gently in the breeze. The neighbours often stare at it in awe, impressed by its vast size. They ask how I was able to get it up without an instruction manual. I tell them Mrs Trufflehound offered her hands-on assistance.

Apparently it is called a gazebo.

 

[tedebear]

Good advice - a little late though for us novices that have been left with a horrible peeling neck thanks to last Saturday at the Derby.

Hmm silly you!! Two things to help sunburn firstly as soon as possibly acquaint yourself with a little lady called Aloe Vera, lots of aftersun gels have her in them, if you can buy a plant even better, snap off a long leaf break it in two and smear on her gel....Fantastic!!

However if you missed that and are now peeling, place 4-5 drops of Lavender essential oil in a little sprayable bottle, top up with water, place in fridge til cool, remove from fridge prior to use, shake REALLY well, and spray on each day, helps the day after and many days after to stop peeling and of course you smell nice too (girls OR boys)...

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Wise words. Just sat outisde the marvellous Tangerine Bar on Worthing seafront for a while and got sore arms. Heed the advice!

 

[Cian]

And the day you tell us all this, I'm here in my airconditioned cave two floors below ground level when its ~25 degrees outside and the drinks fridges in the petrol station across the road have failed

 

[tedebear]

And the day you tell us all this, I'm here in my airconditioned cave two floors below ground level when its ~25 degrees outside and the drinks fridges in the petrol station across the road have failed

Well as our resident Batman, your black rubber suit should stop you getting burnt!

 

[Cian]

Well as our resident Batman, your black rubber suit should stop you getting burnt!

I think its looney with the black rubber suit in the wardrobe, not me

 

[tedebear]

I think its looney with the black rubber suit in the wardrobe, not me

His is gimpish, yours has ears and a big swishy cape (sorry about the tight grey undies though)...