[Football] Skysports Transfer Centre

[Daffy Duck]

According to Shteve the brolly-man, Lamptey should shtick with us to play firsht team football, which he might not get at Bayern, and then be able to get in the Chelsea firsht team next season .....................

That's because he's only on loan from Chelsea, according to that t**t.

 

[Postman Pat]

Sky don’t own Sky bet

They own 20% and take a licence fee, enough to profit from creating / propagating made up rumours

 

[DJ NOBO]

There is a limit to the number of luxury players you can have in a team.

I’d like them to start Grealish and Barkley against us because they won’t track back effectively. Should give us a lot of space in the attacking third to play in.

I’d much rather Grealish didn’t play against us as without him we would definitely win

 

[LlcoolJ]

According to Shteve the brolly-man, Lamptey should shtick with us to play firsht team football, which he might not get at Bayern, and then be able to get in the Chelsea firsht team next season ......................

I just saw that. Poor Schteeve was doing so well praising Potter, Brighton and Tariq. Then he comes and with that load of bollocks, and didn't even get corrected on it.

It's just a car crash every time the fool is on TV. Which is always fun to watch.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

According to Shteve the brolly-man, Lamptey should shtick with us to play firsht team football, which he might not get at Bayern, and then be able to get in the Chelsea firsht team next season ......................

Hilarious!

 

[Weststander]

It's a shambles.

They keep saying "we have breaking news on Sancho". Then its turns out it's simply one of their colleagues who's instinct is that Manure might go in with a higher bid in the next 5 days.

They've no concrete evidence on Sarr, Sancho or Dembele, so they keep spinning all three plates to enable SSN to later claim that they got it right.

The icing on the cake is a bore called Gary Cotterell standing outside Dortmund's training ground for days on end with his cameraman, they're literally the only people there.

 

[LlcoolJ]

It's a shambles.

They keep saying "we have breaking news on Sancho". Then its turns out it's simply one of their colleagues who's instinct is that Manure might go in with a higher bid in the next 5 days.

They've no concrete evidence on Sarr, Sancho or Dembele, so they keep spinning all three plates to enable SSN to later claim that they got it right.

The icing on the cake is a bore called Gary Cotterell standing outside Dortmund's training ground for days on end with his cameraman, they're literally the only people there.

He was in Barcelona for about a week, prattling on about Messi/nothing. Decent gig if you can get it.

 

[MJsGhost]

Sky Sports used to feel so much more connected to the fans...

 

[Weststander]

He was in Barcelona for about a week, prattling on about Messi/nothing. Decent gig if you can get it.

I thought it was funny when Messi ended that story so promptly.

SSN was in collective shock, not knowing what to do with themselves, the Vaseline tidied away.

 

[Weststander]

Sky Sports used to feel so much more connected to the fans...

I love those evenings watching on the box.

Fans at Everton, Stoke and one or two others caused bedlam.

 

[B-right-on]

Sky Sports used to feel so much more connected to the fans...

LOL, WTF is he doing taking one to a football macth

 

[B-right-on]

It's a shambles.

They keep saying "we have breaking news on Sancho". Then its turns out it's simply one of their colleagues who's instinct is that Manure might go in with a higher bid in the next 5 days.

They've no concrete evidence on Sarr, Sancho or Dembele, so they keep spinning all three plates to enable SSN to later claim that they got it right.

The icing on the cake is a bore called Gary Cotterell standing outside Dortmund's training ground for days on end with his cameraman, they're literally the only people there.

Got to keep it goping 24/7 and so they will just regurgutate the same old crap bcs they dont have anything else to say and have to fill the airwaves so they can pt adverts inbetween and make money.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Massive fan of Sky sports

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXo_HOU537g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GMO0AtxN3o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_tegqcRqw

 

[super-seagulls]

LOL, WTF is he doing taking one to a football macth

It wasn’t a football match it was a deadline day thing when ssn used to send reporters to the grounds to report transfers and all the kids would turn up!

 

[Nameless]

Massive fan of Sky sports

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXo_HOU537g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GMO0AtxN3o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_tegqcRqw

Best thing about skysports was deadline day.

 

[NooBHA]

There is a limit to the number of luxury players you can have in a team.

I’d like them to start Grealish and Barkley against us because they won’t track back effectively. Should give us a lot of space in the attacking third to play in.

I hope not

I have a bet on Lionel Messi moving to Man City before the deadline in this transfer window at 50/1

 

[LlcoolJ]

I hope not

I have a bet on Lionel Messi moving to Man City before the deadline in this transfer window at 50/1

Have you developed a crack habit recently Noo? You used to generally post sensible stuff but a lot of your recent posts have been nothing short of "batshit mentalist" material.

Hope you're ok. Maybe it's just lockdown syndrome? [emoji106]

 

[zefarelly]

Have you developed a crack habit recently Noo? You used to generally post sensible stuff but a lot of your recent posts have been nothing short of "batshit mentalist" material.

Hope you're ok. Maybe it's just lockdown syndrome? [emoji106]

He's fine, it was only a grand he bet

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Have you developed a crack habit recently Noo? You used to generally post sensible stuff but a lot of your recent posts have been nothing short of "batshit mentalist" material.

Hope you're ok. Maybe it's just lockdown syndrome? [emoji106]

To be fair crack is really moreish

 

[Weststander]