I too can't stand Alliss. When you hear Faldo commentate on US tv with all the technical info it just pisses on Alliss, who seems to spend his whole time listing golf club centenaries and local pro's who are ill and will be watching at home
Agree with that, a typical bit of Alliss commentary would be
"and happy birthday to ex club captain of Fife golf club, George Oldboy whom is 80 years young today."