[Football] Six Foot Chicken

[Juan Albion]

Just made a lovely dash across the pitch in the Chile vs Uruguay game. Highlight of the night so far.

 

[DavePage]

and the ad below your post is for KFC....spooky

 

[spence]

You know what i'm going to say don't you ?

 

[Juan Albion]

You know what i'm going to say don't you ?

Are you about to invite me into your bed again, Spence? I'm sure I would be a disappoint to you.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

You know what i'm going to say don't you ?

You’re going to cry fowl.

 

[phoenix]

You know what i'm going to say don't you ?

This thread is no good without pictures !

 

[Juan Albion]

 

[DavePage]

VAR said no foul committed. but thinking about it....





for his own safety.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A spokesman for the AA said "looks to me like the big 'ens gone"

 

[FatSuperman]

Hahah that’s eggcellent

 

[SeagullinExile]

What an eggcentric fellow....

... I’ll get me coat.

 

[el punal]

“Well for me, Clive, he can certainly ruffle a few feathers. He has earned his corn tonight, his lay-offs are brilliant, he looks confident, cock-a-hoop even, as he struts around the pitch. Popular too, one of his team mates has just given him a peck on the cheek, and the crowd are egging him on to score again.”

 

[Albumen]

I genuinely thought the thread would be about

 

[Dave the OAP]

I immediately thought this.....

 

[*Gullsworth*]

All smoke and feathers to me

 

[Is it PotG?]

It's not a poultry matter to be laughed off, he might have been carrying acid or something.

 

[Frankie]

That's not a real chicken , sorry to spoil the thread , but it has to be acknowledged before the cockerel jokes get out of hand

 

[banjo]

Why did the chicken cross the pitch?

To get to the other side.

I’ll get my coat.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

The bullet pullet...............

 

[Taybha]

What a crap costume , he's not even got a Capon .