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[Misc] "Single file you lycra clad twats"











Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Where is the sign for non-cyclists? I demand equality.

Abuse and no slowing down by the Tour de France wanabees if you have the temerity to step on a cycle lane in my experience
 


m@goo

New member
Feb 20, 2020
1,056
Not when I'm in my lorry. Wankers deliberately ride side by side just to stop lorries getting past.

I'm pretty sure they don't do it to annoy you. As stated by a few people, it's much safer for all concerned. If they rode in single file you would be exposed to oncoming traffic for much longer and would be more tempted to not give enough room when overtaking.
 






banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,430
Deep south
It’s funny how a couple of horse riders riding side by side will get the upmost respect by motorist. Well most, but people still lose their shit over cyclists. It’s a funny old world.
 


zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
22,789
Sussex, by the sea
It’s funny how a couple of horse riders riding side by side will get the upmost respect by motorist. Well most, but people still lose their shit over cyclists. It’s a funny old world.

regardless of mode, too many people are ignorant and selfish on the roads . . . scool run mums probably trump anything on 2 wheels or 4 legs.

Horses I don't like, I think they're dangerous on the roads.

Cows are even worse. . . . nearly crashed into one on my scooter on the Bostal years ago, came round the corner an there were 4 of them in the middle of the road. . . they don't like noisy 2 strokes.
 




Super Steve Earle

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2009
8,931
North of Brighton
7 can't be right! top cyclists take more drugs than Keith Richards in his prime.

True. But the pedant in me feels compelled to point out (although only in fun) :rock:that he was Keith Richard in his prime, before reverting to Richard's in the late 70's.
 


pb21

Well-known member
Apr 23, 2010
6,689
It’s funny how a couple of horse riders riding side by side will get the upmost respect by motorist. Well most, but people still lose their shit over cyclists. It’s a funny old world.

It’s been that way for decades IME, possibly to do with the peasant/working class history of cycling, compared to the more upper/middle class history of horse riding.
 


Neville's Breakfast

Well-known member
May 1, 2016
13,450
Oxton, Birkenhead
It’s funny how a couple of horse riders riding side by side will get the upmost respect by motorist. Well most, but people still lose their shit over cyclists. It’s a funny old world.

To be fair I care more about horses than I do about lumps of metal made into cars or bikes. I don’t think that’s an odd viewpoint.
 








dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
55,595
Burgess Hill
Groups (or even pairs) riding in single file are more of a pain……had exactly this a couple of days ago at Ditchling. They were spaced too close for me to safely pull in between, but too far apart to overtake both at the same time.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,116
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Does she like to welcome cyclists one at a time?
This isn't a response to your post exactly, but I'd like to say "Welcome back!".
 


CheeseRolls

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 27, 2009
6,233
Shoreham Beach
I think the context, dictates who is being unreasonable here.

It is a bank holiday weekend.
The road in question leads to a local point of interest. The popularity of the place on a sunny bank holiday weekend, can not come as a surprise to anyone.
Although there is a through road, for the vast majority of journeys, other than to Devils Dyke parking, better alternative routes are available.
What is so important that certain classes of motor vehicles require priority use of the road.
Unless ambulance drivers have taken to writing home made signs in place of sirens and flashing blue lights, I think the entitled prick who created this piece of wit, should be forced to take their rubbish home with them intravenously.

My own bike is sitting neglected in the garage with a flat tyre, where it has spent most of the last few years. My car is on the driveway, well maintained and regularly used. I just seem to suffer from a sense of humour bypass, when people start acting like entitled pricks.
 


driller

my life my word
Oct 14, 2006
2,875
The posh bit
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Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,211
Goldstone
This isn't a response to your post exactly, but I'd like to say "Welcome back!".
Thank you. We'll see how long I last. I don't know but I think I'm finding the site a bit better than before due to the option of banning posters from single threads.
 


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