Singers who's voices you quite frankly hate, or are, in your opinion, really BAD

[Lush]

Bob Dylan - whiny
Elvis Costello - even more whiny
Rod Stewart - just sounds drunk

 

[METALMICKY]

Quite a few grate but one that springs to mind is Diane Vickers who does the world's worst Delores from The Cranberries impression..

Being a bit of a rock and metal fan I hate the growling thrash type stuff where barely a single lyric is discernible.

 

[BrianWade4]

Lily Allen

 

[Dick Head]

I used to hate the sound of Curt Smith until I realised he just looked like someone I knew, and didn't like. After that it was just a strong, impersonal repugnance and so I transferred my hatred to Sting. He sounds ****ing awful.

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

I used to hate the sound of Curt Smith until I realised he just looked like someone I knew, and didn't like. After that it was just a strong, impersonal repugnance and so I transferred my hatred to Sting. He sounds ****ing awful.

I remember listening to him one morning while shaving and I cut myself just under the nose. Blimey! did that............

 

[MJsGhost]

As soon as I read the thread title, that was the name I instantly thought of.

Precisely this

 

[Dick Head]

I remember listening to him one morning while shaving and I cut myself just under the nose. Blimey! did that............

Thank you for that lovely photo. I don't even like the the look of him because of the way he sounds (and the way he exists, but mostly the way he sounds).

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Sam Smith singing that *******ised version of a Tom Petty song.
Morrissey who only knows three notes
Carole Decker from T'Pau for singing flat on China in your Hand and denying it's flat
Johnny Mathis for looking like a tortoise and singing worse
Kelley Jones from Stereophonics
Latter day Elton John and latter day Ray Davies - sorry fellas, time to call it a day.

 

[mattislost]

How has no one mentioned Jessie J yet??! She irritates the hell out of me.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Ian Brown -weak,weedy and woeful
Elvis Presley - slack jawed
Elvis Costello - ditto
Morrissey - dire

 

[melias shoes]

With you on Sam Smith. Utter shite.

Totally agree. Crap. Just don't get it . The awful Ellie goulding is also utter shite.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Anyone who requirs a voie synthesizer

 

[Norman Potting]

Interesting diversity of opinions here. Perhaps we should all put our favourite voices on here as well to compare and contrast.

 

[Hugo Rune]

This seems to have gone unnoticed, so i'm going to second Somersets choice - horrible voice & horrible person.

I'm surprised he hasn't been stopped. Self obsessed ego maniac crap poet stuck in a musician's life & sounds like someone stamping on a seal.

 

[tinx]

I am absolutely staggered that we are over 100 posts in and nobody has mentioned Ed Sheeran. One of the most bland singing voices ever.

 

[Norman Potting]

If you go to NYC don't ever mention that in the boroughs or you could end up in a body bag.

What possible harm could those three kindly looking old gentlemen do to anyone?

 

[Justice]

If she ever reads this, thats your chances blown

She a bit of a slapper mate.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Cilla Black

 

[Mowgli37]

Kate Bush.

Seconded.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

The bird from M people (something smalls??) She sounds like her voice is so put on amd unatural, fking aweful