Sing a song for Spurs thread...

[Lady Whistledown]

Guy Butters, who-oh-oh-oh.
Guy Butters, who-oh-oh-oh.
He came from White Hart Lane
He's going to eat Jermain
Guy Butters...

Dammit, wish it was Saturday tomorrow.

 

[Scarface]

Where's your Butters gone?
Where's your Butters gone?

 

[Gazwag]

How much did ManU pay the ref
How much did ManU pay the ref

 

[Marc]

Who the f***ing hell are you?
Who the f***ing hell are you?

I remember singing that to Ryan Giggs at Old Trafford in '93...obviously when the team were warming up and shortly after he scored!

Wheres your Campbell gone?
Wheres your Campbell gone?

still riles them up!

Over the line?
You're having a laugh!
Over the line?
You're having a laugh!

in ode to the Man U game the other night.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Incidentally, I can see that linesman getting a few renditions of

"where were you
where were you
where were you when Mendes scored?"

at future games.

 

[itszamora]

I think a few renditions of Michel Kuipers the former Dutch marine will be in order as he is likely to be rather busy I think!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

How about:


"f*** off Tottenham
f*** off Tottenham"

 

[Gazwag]

Here for the money
We're only here for the money
Here for the money
We're only here for the money

 

[Marc]

How about:


"f*** off Tottenham
f*** off Tottenham"

yeah but their reply:

Whens your fanzine
Whens your fanzine
Whens your fanzine coming out?
Whens your fanzine coming out?









i'm so SORRY but it was too good to miss

 

[northstandnorth]

when the "does your boyfriend know your here" chants start up

how about a slight modification to the usual away anthem

all point round the ground at random with either

their all queer there , theire all queer there, their all queer there , their all queer there

or same tune

he's over there, he's over there , he's over there , he's over there


if you are going(i'm not.didn't apply)enjoy the draw look foreward to the replay and next up the fight for p@larse tickets in the 4th round

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Here for the money
We're only here for the money
Here for the money
We're only here for the money

That I like.


"Can you pay us
Can you pay us
Can you pay us cash in hand?"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Bounce more than Jordan
Our cheques all bounce more than Jordan
Bounce more than Joooo-rdan
Our cheques all bounce more than Jordan"

 

[Marc]

You're just a small district in Arsenal
Small district in ars-en-al
You're just a small district in Arsenal


almost works!

 

[BlueWhite]

We are Top of the Pops, say we are Top of the Pops

 

[Curious Orange]

Is that a cock on the Spurs club crest? I'm sure we could do something with THAT!!

 

[Marc]

Is that a cock on the Spurs club crest? I'm sure we could do something with THAT!!

you've got a cock on your club crest
a cock on your club crest
you've got a cock on your club crest

bit of a tongue twister that one

 

[Simster]

Before the match, I'm hoping some "wag" in the Albion end jumps out of the crowd, into the Albion goalmouth and rolls a straight line of bogroll in the net about 6 feet behind the goal line.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is that a cock on the Spurs club crest? I'm sure we could do something with THAT!!

Obviously....

You can stick your f*****g cock up your arse
You can stick your f*****g cock up your arse
You can stick your f*****g cock
You can stick your f*****g cock
You can stick your f*****g cock up your arse

Not only a highly amusing (yet pleasingly childish) song, but a physiological miracle too.

Alternatives include (to tune of Coming Round the Mountain)

"You've got a big cock
On your chest
You've got a big cock
On your chest"

Or "on your head" for those Spurs fans wearing hats.

 

[Braders]

ARS-EN-AL
ARSENAL
ARSENAL !

 

[Marc]

How about:

I've got a bigger tele than you!
I've got a bigger tele than you!
I've got a bigger
I've got a bigger
I've got a bigger tele than you!

whilst pointing at the Jumbtrons