Simple tasks that SHOULD be EASY, but are really Difficult

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Just be grateful I realised that, as well.
Because the unedited version would have had you slitting your wrists.

Or hanging meself from a duvet cover

 

[bigc]

I'm with you on that one, not literally of course

I was going to say, no wonder Sporting Colours shut down

 

[dougdeep]

Getting West Ham tickets.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Trying to be quiet when you're having a wank and your mum's next door

 

[Midikilledmydog]

Getting your Isa back from Barclays, if they dont give it to me soon plan B will need to be implemented, this involves a balaclava and a baseball bat.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Trying to make my salary last a month.

 

[Jello]

changing windscreen wiper blades, always looks so easy on the instructions

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Putting a duvet in a cover.
Opening the hard plastic packaging used on some small electrical goods.

 

[Buttinhams]

Getting the plastic covering off of a CD.

 

[perth seagull]

Tiring your shoe laces when you are in a hurry. Like when you're playing in a football match and your laces come un-done. Every f***ing time it takes about three times longer than it normally does. And usually, despite spending much of the match trying to get the ball, the one time the ball comes to you easily is when you're on your knee trying to tie up your f***ing shoe lace!

 

[1066gull]

going to bed early

 

[Stumpy Tim]

It took me 6 months to change a light bulb recently. It proved too difficult so I bought a new light & got an electrician to install it. Rather that than change the lightbulb. Job was finally completed 2 weeks ago

Sadly, this is true

 

[Nibble]

Ordering a normal coffee.

 

[pasty]

Not mucking about reading / posting on NSC when you should be working.



























See how difficult it is?

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

Re-stringing a guitar.

 

[Harold]

Re-gripping a tennis racket with that stupid roll of spongy tape stuff they sell in sports shops.

 

[magoo]

100% true, I have witnesses - one of them being the owner of the banjo!. We were discussing it and I said wouldn't it be a laugh if someone tried to hit a cow's arse with your banjo, thinking he'd say "Don't you dare!". However he said "Go on then" so I had to go through with it but my heart wasn't really in it; which is why I wasn't fully committed to the blow.

In our defence we HAD been drinking.

And no one thought to record it on their phone and youtube it!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Should be easy to post a thread title on NSC without making an idiotic typo that subjects aforesaid thread to ridicule for the first page and a half

 

[desprateseagull]

opening pre-packed sandwiches.

assembling a desk fan (why so many nuts and bolts, and in such fiddly plastic bags??).

opening a window, rather than insisting on expensive aircon that hardly works..

 

[British Bulldog]

1...Having a grown up conversation with a school teacher.

2...Having any kind of conversation with a copper

3... Understanding a railway timetable.