[Football] Silly Off Season Rumour Thread

[Cozzy]

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

 

[Icy Gull]

If only

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Michael Owen is on our radar.

 

[pasty]

Might be silly season, but I'd take him without a doubt.

 

[NooBHA]

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

Are you BensGrandad in disguise ?

 

[Lethargic]

Not saying for one minute its a starter but is he not a good friend of Bruno's, stranger things have happened.

 

[Eeyore]

The DM is normally better than that in transfer fables. Must be an intern.

 

[NooBHA]

Might be silly season, but I'd take him without a doubt.

He won't go to a side not playing in CL if he leaves. That's the reason he would be leaving Man United if he leaves them

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've heard good things about Anglo-Mexican wonderkid Taco Bell. Could do a job? Spotted in Western Road.

 

[Acker79]

Ribery will be available in the summer...

 

[Madafwo]

He won't go to a side not playing in CL if he leaves. That's the reason he would be leaving Man United if he leaves them

That's why it would be a 2 year contract, first season to get qualification and then second season to actually play in the CL. He is friends with Bruno as well so that's it confirmed, I don't even need to wait for the picture of him holding the shirt.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

We've more chance of attracting 'don't matter' than Juan Mata

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I've heard good things about Anglo-Mexican wonderkid Taco Bell. Could do a job? Spotted in Western Road.

With a runny bottom.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Ribery will be available in the summer...

Pele's available, bit old but could do a job?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

With a runny bottom.

Squeaky bum time is SO last week shirley

 

[macbeth]

Would involve the total decimation of our wage structure. So no, not happening.

In fact, I'd imagine Naylor will take more delight than usual in poo-pooing this one

 

[Don Tmatter]

We've more chance of attracting 'don't matter' than Juan Mata

 

[banjo]

I hear we’re in for a younger striker. Shearer.

 

[el punal]

We've more chance of attracting 'don't matter' than Juan Mata

That sounds like the sort of thing Alan ‘Carlos Kickaball’ Sugar would say.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

This will take some beating in the “will never happen” rumour stakes