[Humour] silly names ...?

[Albion in the north]

On a slightly different tack...
In the 90s I used to live on a narrow boat on the River Avon. I had the great pleasure of having a family of Swans nearby and one year they had some cygnets. My then girlfriend and her 4yo daughter came to stay one weekend and the daughter was thrilled to see the Swans and how friendly they were. We said that she should give the cygnets names. The names she chose were Wozzy and ****.

 

[Si Gull]

Theresa Green

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We had a Theresa Green in our year at school in Reading.... there's probably a few around!

 

[sydney]

I was once phoned to go to a nursing home to do a funeral plan for an Arthur Daley, once I'd established it was legit, in conversation with Mr Daley I discovered he was a former Primary School Headmaster from Liverpool, who once taught a pupil named Richard Starkey.

RINGO..?? well i never. slightly off topic but noteworthy none the less,

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

The stupidest name I ever heard is [MENTION=1131]Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo[/MENTION]

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

[MENTION=420]sydney[/MENTION]

 

[happygull]

We had a Theresa Green in our year at school in Reading.... there's probably a few around!

Yes there are quite a few, there is one where i currently work but even her name is topped by another employee .... her name being Wanda Webb

i blame the parents

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Joseph Desire Job - known to his football friends as 'Gizza'

 

[Lenny Rider]

RINGO..?? well i never. slightly off topic but noteworthy none the less,

Indeed, Arthur said Mrs Starkey was at the end of her tether with young Richard, but I never established if this was before or after the drum lessons started.

Another off topic tangent but a great pub story when he told it was my mate Alan Illingworth who played League Cricket in Bradford with Peter Suttcliffe's Dad and Brother in the late 1960's, Peter came to watch a couple of games in his teens and even then Illy described him as 'odd'.

 

[schmunk]

Ben Dover was an electrician from Mitcham and also a porn star , the first guy to bang jana jameson on camera......

Whose son is called Lindzi James Tyger Drew-Honey...

 

[Swansman]

Adolf Hütter, the Austrian born coach who is now making a career in Germany... parents should have given it some extra thought.

 

[MTSeagulls]

I knew the kings manor Micheal Hunt however it was earlier than the 80’s as he was in my year we left school in Jun 80.


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Yeah, I was kind of guestimating the actual year as he was a couple of years older than me and I left in 82.
From memory (quite poor now) he was succesful at canoeing or kayaking after leaving school?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Drew Peacock

 

[Blatter]

A chap I worked with a while ago was called Chris Peacock. fnarr-fnarr

 

[METALMICKY]

Actually managed to get an ex work colleague to return a call from Hugh Jarce wishing to discuss client Jenny Talia.

 

[father_and_son]

Dwayne Pipe

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Roger Moore

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

There were the Christmas's from Southwater and, I believe, one was called Mary.

 

[Gabbafella]

We play this game at work a lot with actual customers names, we have a Phanny Schmeller, Ah Kee Wee, Richard Head, obviously some are clearly made up by the customers, like Dragon Lord Ninja, pretty sure that's not real, neither is Cakey McCakeFace.

 

[jessiejames]

Knew a Paul Skinbak, although it was pronounced Skynbach.
Neighbour was a Richard Soul, loved to have seen his mail.

 

[jessiejames]

Whose son is called Lindzi James Tyger Drew-Honey...

His mum is Lindzi Drew, ex page 3 and Porn star