[Football] Should we be targeting bald players on the continent?

[Thunder Bolt]

But Murray has spent so much money on his hair...

He and Propper can wear bald swimming caps.

 

[Nobby]

So have we ever named a best ever bald 11. Not just Albion players. Comb overs accepted

I’m thinking

Barthez in goal
Terry Mancini
Ralf Coates
Bobby Charlton

Struggling now

No shaven heads allowed

 

[Doc Lynam]

Leonardo

Stam was basically a baldie

 

[Thunder Bolt]

So have we ever named a best ever bald 11. Not just Albion players. Comb overs accepted

I’m thinking

Barthez in goal
Terry Mancini
Ralf Coates
Bobby Charlton

Struggling now

No shaven heads allowed

I don't know about best ever, but there's Shelvey and that Palace prat, Johnson.

 

[Nobby]

I don't know about best ever, but there's Shelvey and that Palace prat, Johnson.

No Palace. Especially Johnson

 

[Thunder Bolt]

No Palace. Especially Johnson

Sorry I mentioned it.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Lets stick Arjen Robben in there, he'd do a job, plus I think Andres Iniesta is receding enough to be worthy of a place on the bench at least

 

[AmexRuislip]

The more bald players we have, the more I'll feel I belong. #Together

Shirley you're old enough to remember this, like me

PS: I'm bald as a..........

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In which case, insist all the first team shave their heads, and it will improve their performances.

Some of them wear gloves from September to April: I don't fancy their chances if their poor delicate scalps are exposed to the elements.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So have we ever named a best ever bald 11. Not just Albion players. Comb overs accepted

I’m thinking

Barthez in goal
Terry Mancini
Ralf Coates
Bobby Charlton

Struggling now

No shaven heads allowed

Pretty sure you could name a better bald World Cup winning Frenchman than Barthez....

 

[AmexRuislip]

Some of them wear gloves from September to April: I don't fancy their chances if their poor delicate scalps are exposed to the elements.

Would the ladies team be called Brighton and Hove Alopecia

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

But Murray has spent so much money on his hair...

So did Ashley, but he was sold, maybe his blend was not as good as Murrays.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This. And beards. Long beards. And glasses. And knee supports.

Are you an original member of ZZ Top or a newcomer?

 

[marlowe]

You do realise Bruno shaves his head? Look carefully and he isn't as bald as you think.

You clearly never saw him before he started shaving his head....

 

[Nobby]

Pretty sure you could name a better bald World Cup winning Frenchman than Barthez....

Good point - but wasn’t he more one for the “Receding hairline so I’ll shave the rest of it” Squad.

Now if he grew a combover, no problem.

 

[The Birdman]

TB would love the Academy producing more home grown players getting into the team or sold for millions

 

[Fungus]

Are you an original member of ZZ Top or a newcomer?

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I've got to grow it a few more inches before I join the tribute act. Some random bloke on the street did mention ZZ Top to me the other day, but I think he was a religious nutter trying start a conversation, so I ignored him.

 

[Sirnormangall]

Attempt at a full team of baldies:

Gomez
Bruno
Hennessy
Kompany
Stam
Shelvey
Mooey
Zidane
Charlton
Lockhead
Coates

 

[marlowe]

I don't understand the logic of loaning Matt Clarke to Derby because despite being only 22 there is definite evidence of thinning on top.

Perhaps he's been sent out on loan to help his thinning continue to develop in a less high profile league so when he returns to us in a years time he'll be a fully fledged slap head and ready to fit straight into the first team.

Potter's certainly thinking ahead with this one (no pun intended) and it could turn out to be a very astute move.

 

[GloryDays]

In which case, insist all the first team shave their heads, and it will improve their performances.

Glenn’s going to be devo’d after all the effort he’s put in to reverse balding.