[Albion] Should the Albion invest in an airfield?

[Eric the meek]

No need for an airfield. These babies can take off and land in a parking space. All you need is a wind machine.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

If the players flew in they'd do loads of flypasts before returning to the previous airport.

 

[schmunk]

Could they do Park and Fly from there to The Amex?

Why fly, when you could glide...?

 

[Justice]

Rather we invested in a decent midfielder tbh.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I'd rather they continued to sell my own piss back to me.

Corrected for you

 

[AmexRuislip]

Next to the Amex, or close by, for helicopters to fly players in? That way they can choose to live further away or we could even have a training facility elsewhere / attract better players.

Also, when the A27 gets closed, Seagulls Travel could shuttle fans in and out. We were the first to fly into Wembley after all!

Other ‘player improvement’ ideas welcome

Is this a look at me, I've won a million on the lottery and I need somewhere to land my expensive helicopter.
I wondered what the 'H' formation of flowers was on Clivedens parterre

 

[LamieRobertson]

I'd rather they sold my own piss back to me.

It’s people like you that should be on the fans forum with innovative ideas like this ..the club are bound to take notice and stop people feeling they’re just taking the piss (but selling it back)

 

[Simster]

Is it only me that thinks the new fanzone, or whatever they're calling it, looks suspiciously like a monorail station?

Is there a similar "fanzone" being secretly constructed in central Brighton?

It's actually a TRAM station for the new service running on Lewes Road from central Brighton, up past The Level, through the 'scoomb right up to God's own stadium.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Corrected for you

Christ I wish I pissed Harvey's.
That'd be like all my dreams come true.
It'd also be more than a bit weird, obviously.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Erm.. I take it this a comedy post?

 

[Giraffe]

Maybe they could name it after a local town. Something like Shoreham Airport. Sounds good.

 

[studio150]

The club should be investing in new technology, and should aim to be first club to use teleportation to beam players into the Amex and elsewhere.

 

[portlock seagull]

Erm.. I take it this a comedy post?

A nearer leap: I wonder if we’re nearly at stage when players will eg ‘Live in London’ but fly ‘Ooop North’ to play home matches as the solution for #TeamsLikeNewcastle, to attract players who’d otherwise not go there? Let’s face it it’s just a little bit more mollycoddling for these pampered princes who fly to ‘away games’ such as Arsenal v Norwich (and Luton probably!)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Erm.. I take it this a comedy post?

Pretty slack effort if it is

 

[Washie]

If you thought getting planning permission for the Amex was difficult....

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Maybe they could name it after a local town. Something like Shoreham Airport. Sounds good.

Hey, we're premier league now, we need to think big.

I see your Shoreham Airport and raise you Brighton City Airport.

And if we regularly qualify for Europe, to be renamed as Sussex International Airport, with a longer runway upgrade obvs.