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Should Sussex become an independent country



Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,183
Goldstone
steady a midship Trigg

I was born & bred in Sussex,lived there for over 40 years and I don't get the vote!

yet some spotty kid that didn't even know that Brighton was in Sussex until he applied for uni does???
Correct.
 




ditchy

a man with a sound track record as a source of qua
Jul 8, 2003
5,251
brighton
Oil rich Sussex would soon be even more of a magnet for economic migrants. Croydon would soon become another Sandgate. The first thing an independent Sussex should do is build a huge big wall around its borders. Only those born in Sussex or with leave to remain should be allowed to live within its borders.

Not sure I would want a King, but a Republic sounds good. Tony Bloom for leader, Barber as Chancellor, Hughton as Home Secretary, Indigo as culture Secretary. Vicente to return as Health Secretary. Oatway as Defence Secretary.
Would Dick Knight be leader of the House of Lords where would parliament be based , in the Pavillion ?
 




Raskolnikov

New member
Aug 13, 2014
445
Wivenhoe
You've clearly started your pre-match drinking early.

Regarding my position on debt, I have learned some political savvy from the SNP. I would also like to point out that my position on debt is not my starting position, it is my only position. No alternative positions make any sense whatsoever.

We shall have a referendum. Students that are in Sussex for a brief period shall be made to feel that they're the part of something special, and that they're changing the world, and they will get a vote. 14 year olds who are fed up with life, should also get the chance to vote for change. Any Sussex born man or woman that is enjoying the few benefits that the world has to offer outside of Sussex, should not be allowed to vote, if they do not live here. It shall be made clear that this is our only chance to ever set ourselves free of the tyranny of the imperialist British Empire. Should the unthinkable happen, and we lose the vote, we shall of course demand to have the vote again, every 12 years until we get the result we want.


Would we be a left-wing or a right-wing country though?
 


Napier's Knee

New member
Mar 23, 2014
1,099
West Sussex
So obviously the Amex is the National Stadium but should the Albion be transformed into the Sussex National team so we can go for World Cup Glory, or should we just be content with eternal domination of the Sussex Premier League - or should we bung some cash Crawley's way to set up a kind of Young Old Firm rivalry?
 






Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
Have you been talking to people from Cornwall ??
 




Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Some sort of border creep then?

In that case I'd push up to Guilford, Redhill, Tonbridge and Tenterden just to create a bit of a buffer.

Why would we want these shit holes?

We should only annexe the Pantiles area of T Wells, the rest of it is a dump Kent can keep.
 


Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,965
Chesterfield
I feel with all this militaristic talk of land grabs and suchlike, we're going to need a competent foreign secretary, capable of spinning our story to the outside world and yet quietly glad handling the people we need to, to be able to make our move in our target areas. I feel I am up to this challenge and look forward to meeting with the foreign secretary of Great Britain to discuss which one of us gets Croydon when it's razed to the ground.
 


Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,965
Chesterfield
Why would we want these shit holes?

We should only annexe the Pantiles area of T Wells, the rest of it is a dump Kent can keep.

Tonbridge is a key hub station on the railway. Plus it's an entrance to the M25. With significant transport links, we need to go that far up, to ensure we have those under our control. I'd propose going to the north of Tonbridge though- sort of hildenborough way- there's a couple of nice pubs up that way, and if we gain control of Tonbridge School and Judd it means we have our very own Eton and Harrow alternatives
 








Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Tonbridge is a key hub station on the railway. Plus it's an entrance to the M25. With significant transport links, we need to go that far up, to ensure we have those under our control. I'd propose going to the north of Tonbridge though- sort of hildenborough way- there's a couple of nice pubs up that way, and if we gain control of Tonbridge School and Judd it means we have our very own Eton and Harrow alternatives

Surely with our new wealth we'll Monorail the whole Kingdom and leave run down old Tonbridge station to England.

Do we need links to the M25? Why would anybody want to leave our new paradise for anywhere in forgotten old England.
 






Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,867
can I propose the 30th June to be our National Day

in respect of the Sussex Regiment's losses at the battle of the Boar's Head on this day in 1916,would tie in nicely with the 100 year anniversary

http://greatwarphotos.com/2012/06/30/the-day-sussex-died-30th-june-1916/
Agreed.

Would we be a left-wing or a right-wing country though?
I think we have to appeal to all sorts. I propose we should be a Marxist state with a Royal Family. Not sure if that should be the Blooms?
 


Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,953
Brighton
Can I suggest that the borders be shifted slightly to remove that "church" in East Grinstead?

That could become a principality that we gift to someone. As long as we don't make it big enough to become a tax haven.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,183
Goldstone
Would we be a left-wing or a right-wing country though?
We will be a democracy. I imagine Mustafa will campaign to have a system of direct democracy, but I doubt the public will go for it. I imagine a couple of main parties will evolve, and power will flit between them every parliament or two. Only over time will we really know if we're left or right wing. To start with, I suggest we try not to differ too much from the policies of the recent UK governments, and then once we achieve independence, we encourage different parties to form their policies and fight for the public's votes.

I feel with all this militaristic talk of land grabs and suchlike, we're going to need a competent foreign secretary, capable of spinning our story to the outside world
May I suggest that if you are to take any position in our new government, that you be a little more guarded with what you say on a public forum, or that you stop letting children make posts with your account. Our new government will obviously not need to spin anything, as we will be honest, pure and just.
 




Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,953
Brighton
can I propose the 30th June to be our National Day

in respect of the Sussex Regiment's losses at the battle of the Boar's Head on this day in 1916,would tie in nicely with the 100 year anniversary

http://greatwarphotos.com/2012/06/30/the-day-sussex-died-30th-june-1916/

What an extraordinary couple of links on the day sussex died. Thank you for posting that.

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Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,953
Brighton
We will be a democracy. I imagine Mustafa will campaign to have a system of direct democracy, but I doubt the public will go for it. I imagine a couple of main parties will evolve, and power will flit between them every parliament or two. Only over time will we really know if we're left or right wing. To start with, I suggest we try not to differ too much from the policies of the recent UK governments, and then once we achieve independence, we encourage different parties to form their policies and fight for the public's votes.

May I suggest that if you are to take any position in our new government, that you be a little more guarded with what you say on a public forum, or that you stop letting children make posts with your account. Our new government will obviously not need to spin anything, as we will be honest, pure and just.

Can we be just about honest and pure? Only a little spin there.
 


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