Should one attend the SATC in search of brownie points

[CHAPPERS]

So, chica wants me to go to see SATC next week which I'm REALLY not up for due to it being, and a nod to Les Biehn for this, a holocaust of cuntishness. However, one cannot discount the value of brownie points and going could draw her even deeper into the downright LUST she has for me right now.

LET'S f***ing POLL MATES!


Mendoza isn't allowed to answer btw as he's already going and seems quite excited about it. GAY

 

[Marshy]

surely this a flick for a group of girls to go and see.

I would get more brownie points by sending the wife out with the girls to watch it for the night i reckon.

 

[Mendoza]

Mendoza isn't allowed to answer btw as he's already going and seems quite excited about it. GAY

Only cause I know she reads this*














*i know its a shower of shit really x

 

[Dandyman]

So, chica wants me to go to see SATC next week which I'm REALLY not up for due to it being, and a nod to Les Biehn for this, a holocaust of cuntishness. However, one cannot discount the value of brownie points and going could draw her even deeper into the downright LUST she has for me right now.

LET'S f***ing POLL MATES!


Mendoza isn't allowed to answer btw as he's already going and seems quite excited about it. GAY

why are you going to the flicks with an obviously BLIND bird, chappers?

 

[beorhthelm]

you're not fooling anyone, you want to go and are just using this as a cover story.

 

[CHAPPERS]

why are you going to the flicks with an obviously BLIND bird, chappers?

Wow, you're funny!











































Looking.

 

[Icy Gull]

Was the brownie bit a freudian slip?

 

[Dandyman]

Wow, you're funny!

Just make sure you don't have to use your Oyster card.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I think you should GO. This is an unfashionable point of view for a bloke, but I quite ENJOYED Sex and the City on the telly. It was amusing, well-written and well-shot, and, if you ignore Sarah Jessica Horseface, had some quite tasty birds in it.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I think you should GO. This is an unfashionable point of view for a bloke, but I quite ENJOYED Sex and the City on the telly. It was amusing, well-written and well-shot, and, if you ignore Sarah Jessica Horseface, had some quite tasty birds in it.

I'll be honest, I did watch a few episodes on the box when it was on channel four as mindless entertainment. Fing is, yeah, that this film has been built up to incredible heights and is bound to be a pile of self satisfied cock made for women who look up to the ironic characters of the tv show as if they weren't total bells.

 

[Elder for England]

Go if she wants you to. Just don't moan all the way through

 

[Mendoza]

Go if she wants you to. Just don't moan all the way through

am I allowed to take my ipod when I go?? or can I just fall asleep?

 

[bigc]

No.

I have to say, it is the most demand I've seen for a film for ages. I have been selling cinema tickets over the phone for 18 months and it is easily the most demand I've seen for a film in that time, clearly outstripping Pirates of Carribbean, Spiderman and Atonement last year and probably even Casino Royale when I started.

Personally I don't see how it has become THAT big.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

I'm going tomorrow night with the girls BUT I have to see it twice as my bf wants to see it too but still has one season left to watch on dvd and won't go to the movie until he has finished the dvd!!

Are there any other guys who will admit to being the ones who are asking their gf's to go with them? Or are all the closet fans gonna insist it wasn't their idea??!

 

[Bluejuice]

I only heard about this recently and had no idea it was such a big deal.

For what it's worth I'd probably tell the little lady that she's far more likely to enjoy it in the company of her girlie mates rather than beside you desperately waiting for the end credits. Personally I hate watching stuff with people I know aren't enjoying it, spoils your own enjoyment being conscious of someone else not feeling the same way as you do.

I took a bird to see Casino Royale when it came out and even though I loved it she just wasn't a Bond fan and was clearly not into it in the same way I was which put a dampener on it all. I thought all the hype about Daniel Craig being a "hottie" would be enough to keep her entertained but apparantly she'd rather watch girlie mush.

The only way you'd get me to watch that steaming turd is if I was accompanied by a slut, willingly sucking me off in the back row

 

[bigc]

Are there any other guys who will admit to being the ones who are asking their gf's to go with them? Or are all the closet fans gonna insist it wasn't their idea??!

Of the calls I take, It's about at least 90% women calling in.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Only GIRLS call it SATC :safeway:

 

[Mendoza]

Now that I have had to sit through and watch it, I can honestly say what a crock of shit it is for a bloke to have to watch it. I went into the cinema knowing I wouldn’t like it, but I thought I'd be fair and be more open minded.

A complete girls film, and watching it as a bloke it emphasised a couple of things:
- How completely self obsessed woman can be.
- How stupid men can get when they fall for a girl.

The film just bigged up how much women think about themselves and don’t really think about their mans point of view. As long as its what they want, then they assume that the bloke is happy, when in reality things are different. To be fair to the writers, they did put a couple of scenes towards the end with a couple of the girls admitting what bitches they had been to their blokes, realised that they are not perfect and tried to make amends.

Also it did show how stupid men can get when they fall in love. Letting things out of control and do things they don’t really want to do, because they want to make the girl happy - but I guess that can be said for every bloke in a relationship.

The one thing that should be cut out of the film is a scene towards the end when 3 of the girls take the piss out of one girl because she has got fat. The fat thing isnt offensive in itself, but because all the girls are so ridiculously anorexic, they are taken the piss out of a "fat" girl who has probably esculated to a size 8 at most - I think that with the popularity of the film, it will have a lot of girls very paranoid about their weight even though they look fit and healthy.
The girl they were taking the piss out of looked much better "fat", as you couldn’t see her bones, and she had curves in all the right places - even for a 50 year old.

I got a few scathing looks from girls when SJP was crying into a bathroom sink, and she looked up into a mirror and looked a right state. I inadvertantly said quite loudly "f*** me she looks like John Terry"

Boob watch - the skinny ginger gets hers out, but she isnt that good looking. And 2 other extras (in their 20s) get theirs out, so there is something for the blokes. Unfortunatley you have to put up with some mens arses and one quick knob shot.

As for the audience, it could be a single mans dream. Everything a bloke wants from a night club, Wall to wall girls out trying to out fashion each other. The ratio was probably 1 bloke to 15 girls. So maybe if you get desperate it is a place to pull as the girls we be emotional because SJP got married and the bloke does a good deed at the end.

I didn’t realise just how big and important this film is to the female of the species. The atmosphere was buzzing like you would expect if Brighton got to the FA Cup final. It was like 200 women on their wedding day. They were all laughing at stuff you wonder what on earth for. Fair enough their were a couple of funny one liners, but it wasn’t THAT funny.

All in all, I would say that it is a very difficult 2hours and 20mins for a man to negotiate, and a bit of a test on a relationship. Definatley one for girls to watch with their girl friends

 

[bigc]

Mendoza, urgh I hate that kind of thing. Loads of teenage girls will watch that film and the last thing they need is yet MORE plastic women from Hollywood laughing at someones weight when they aren't even fat.

Makes me sick like. Damned cult of size zero.

 

[Nibble]

It's a film about women for women. why would anyone with even the hint of a penis consider going to watch it unless you are

A : Accompanying someone in a wheelchair
B: A raging homo
C: A pussywhipped, watery little man with no spine and a pandering, whimpering desire to please the woman you are with.