Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Biscuit said:She should thank me really...
Unless it ends up in NSC Gold of course...
Biscuit said:She should thank me really...
Lush said:I will post it...
I was asked if I got rat-arsed and my reply was....
"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"
Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....
I'm not proud of myself, although most people seem to think it was "good work."
Easy 10 said:McGhee: "Well what the f*** am I supposed to do with her now ?"
Booker: "I dunno boss, I said to leave it but you helped her up, she's your problem"
Lush: "bbbllluuuurrgh"
McGhee: "Thanks. Thanks a lot. Ahh shit, she's puking again. Get someone. GET SOMEONE".
Perry: "Whats all the noise ? I've got sponsors next d... oh christ."
McGhee: "Martin can you just get her legs ?"
Perry: "Come on then. We'll leave her upstairs in the empty suite. Bob - get her f***ing husband here NOW".
Lush: "Whhheeeeeeee...mmmff...gulp...BLUUURRGGH".
Perry: "Thats it. North Stand Chat is BANNED from hospitality, I don't care WHO they f***ing sponsor".
Lush said:I will post it...
I was asked if I got rat-arsed and my reply was....
"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"
Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....
I'm not proud of myself, although most people seem to think it was "good work."
Yorkie said:The daft thing is, Biscuit, that most of us knew on Saturday, what had happened, so the pm wasn't news anyway
Biscuit said:She should thank me really...
(deciedes not to push it)
Lush said:I will post it...
I was asked if I got rat-arsed and my reply was....
"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"
Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....
I'm not proud of myself, although most people seem to think it was "good work."
roz said:I don't know about thank you. Personally I've got a good mind to thump you!!! You're damned lucky that lush is such a top person that she decided to tell all and bare her soul on this one!
But I'm not prepared to let her take all the blame either! Because I was HOGWHIMPERINGLY drunk, too. Not being someone who throws up I didn't. But I still managed to string enough slurred words together to have one of the most bizarre conversations I hope I shall ever have with anybody who works for the club. Let alone manages the team!
That I managed to get home unaided is a sheer miracle (if you shut one eye and stagger about a lot you can just about work out when the next train to Glynde is) and I still got hot and cold with horror when I remember the state of me at Brighton Station!!
Biscuit said:If I buy you a big card will you not thump me?