[Misc] Shìt that makes you feel old Volume I

[Poojah]

Frank Skinner looking like how I remember my grandad on the Graham Norton show. I grew up on Fantasy Football as a kid, albeit I got about 50% of the jokes being about 10 years old.

To add insult to injury I went out to get some beers tonight. Self scan, such as the time we’re in, got asked to look up. “Oh yeah, crows feet, crack on”.

I’m only 35, but I’m feeling tired and old right now. NSC, put this old ****’s mind at rest.

What makes you feel old?

 

[atfc village]

Frank Skinner looking like how I remember my grandad on the Graham Norton show. I grew up on Fantasy Football as a kid, albeit I got about 50% of the jokes being about 10 years old.

To add insult to injury I went out to get some beers tonight. Self scan, such as the time we’re in, got asked to look up. “Oh yeah, crows feet, crack on”.

I’m only 35, but I’m feeling tired and old right now. NSC, put this old ****’s mind at rest.

What makes you feel old?

35? a wee nipper.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Turned 60 last month, then these twp popped up on first dates and are both also 60

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Selecting Van Halen 1 as my running soundtrack....remembering all the good times (as a teen) listening to this album.....then starting the run.....

 

[Weststander]

A trip to the pharmacy for a prescription.

Being offered a seat post match a couple of times on park’n’ride, when not even 50 FFS. It was post match, I‘d just witnessed yet another defeat, so I put it down to looking ashen. I don’t like sitting in a freezing stadium either.

When others bring up “what are your plans for retirement then? in conversation.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

My son is 50 this year, and all my grandchildren are teenagers. Now, I feel old.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

The Totally Football Show podcast did a feature this week on the 20 year anniversary of Kevin Keegan quitting as England manager in the toilet. 20 years!!!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

This was quite a while ago now, but walking in London and a young and quite attractive girl holding flyers making eye contact and running over to me....the flyer was for a hair loss clinic.

 

[clapham_gull]

I had a flu jab.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Typing RIP on NSC for music stars that were an integral part of my teens and twenties.

 

[driddles]

The woman being targeted at me in the dodgy ads are rich 65 year olds looking for younger men.

 

[The Clamp]

Just started watching The Sopranos, thinking I’ll watch something contemporary. It first aired in 1999. They’ve just got a shipment of the the latest technology in. DVD players.


As an aside, it hasn’t blown my socks off like everyone said it would but I’ll stick with it, it’s engaging enough.

 

[Petunia]

This was quite a while ago now, but walking in London and a young and quite attractive girl holding flyers making eye contact and running over to me....the flyer was for a hair loss clinic.

I don’t know you. I have no idea what you look like.

But that gave me a proper belly laugh. Thank you

 

[Goldstone1976]

I have no idea what you look like:

I do. I’m not surprised. Love you HT.

I’ve started doing the old man grunt when getting up off the sofa. And I now have to shave my bloody ear holes. WTF.

 

[marlowe]

Reminiscing about an attractive "older woman" I once met in a bar in Paris in the 80s. Catching a taxi back to her place in the suburbs for a night of passion, then spending most of the next day in bed with her punctuated by intermittent sleepy sex. Taking a photo of her naked as she brings me a late breakfast in bed in the afternoon. Getting up and going for a walk with her before saying goodbye after exchanging addresses to let her know the next time I was in Paris. Then realising fu** me! She'd be bloody 80 now!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Kids that I taught when I first came to Japan now being older than I was when I taught them.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Getting this years quotes for home insurance and discovering the best deal was from SAGA !

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I don’t know you. I have no idea what you look like.

But that gave me a proper belly laugh. Thank you

I do. I’m not surprised. Love you HT.

I’ve started doing the old man grunt when getting up off the sofa. And I now have to shave my bloody ear holes. WTF.

Me being me, as the girl cut through the pedestrians, I started feeling good about myself and thinking it’s no doubt a flyer for a cool new bar or trendy restaurant or similar.......

 

[Goldstone1976]

Me being me, as the girl cut through the pedestrians, I started feeling good about myself and thinking it’s no doubt a flyer for a cool new bar or trendy restaurant or similar.......

 

[timbha]

Laying here wondering if I’ll ache more or less when I get up