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Sheffield Wednesday vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***









Elvis

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Mar 22, 2010
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Viva Las Hove
To continue the half time Bob Monkhouse gags,

When the inventor of the drawing board messed up....what did he go back to?
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
We are a bit shit up front aren't we?
 


perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,461
Sūþseaxna
Nearly got a shot off. According to WA, Hemed wasn't up to it.
 






BensGrandad

New member
Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
He also said that the French wanted the channel tunnel so they could get to London quicker to surrender. He also asked at Lakeside if anybody in the audience had trained at the police college in Hendon where they teach you to remember what was not said in the first place.
 








perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,461
Sūþseaxna
Shot number 3. More zing in it (commentary).
 






Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
53,156
Goldstone
Didn't he also say something like...I still enjoy sex at 74, well I live at 76 so it's only a couple of doors down....
He was always good at writing jokes, it was just his annoying smarmy delivery that put people off (IMO)
 










perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,461
Sūþseaxna
Getting a bit adventurous now.
Pinging it in now (WA). And one zinger (WA).

Derby only 1-0 up.
 












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