[Film] Sheela Na Gig

[Cowfold Seagull]

I’ve just given birth to a perfectly formed 5 pounder if anyone is interested.

You mean you weighed it?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

For those that don't know

"Sheela na gigs are figurative carvings of naked women displaying an exaggerated vulva. They are architectural grotesques found throughout most of Europe[1][2] on cathedrals, castles, and other buildings. The greatest concentrations can be found in Ireland, Great Britain, France and Spain"

 

[Questions]

You mean you weighed it?

I weigh myself before and after I go. I’m not weird Cowfold.

 

[Algernon]

For those that don't know

"Sheela na gigs are figurative carvings of naked women displaying an exaggerated vulva. They are architectural grotesques found throughout most of Europe[1][2] on cathedrals, castles, and other buildings. The greatest concentrations can be found in Ireland, Great Britain, France and Spain"

Thank you.
I genuinely thought this thread was about horse racing so steered clear of it.
I was expecting something like:
Tir Na Nog

 

[Horses Arse]

Or as PJ Harvey once said

I've been trying to show you over and over
Look at these, my child-bearing hips
Look at these, my ruby-red ruby lips
Look at these, my work strong-arms and
You've got to see my bottle full of charm
I lay it all at your feet
You turn around and say back to me

Put money in your idle hole
Put money in your idle hole

Ooh I say!

 

[Peteinblack]