"Shed-load of Beetroot" blocks Thetford bypass!

[Twinkle Toes]

Reports are emerging that armed Police were allegedly the first to arrive at the scene. Apparently, an unconfirmed (but concerned) driver had 'phoned the emergency services & told them: "There's f**king claret all over the gaff..."

 

[Twinkle Toes]

To the Punsmiths of NSC (Vegetable Division):

Where are you??

Let's be 'avin you!

 

[Gazwag]

Shouldn't that be lettuce be 'aving you

 

[Jack Straw]

Looks like that's shallot.

 

[Trufflehound]

They'll just have to send vehicles via another root while they sort it out.

 

[simmo]

I think the clean up operation requires the hiring of Rustle Salad.

 

[Trufflehound]

Whoever owns the beetroot is in a right pickle.

 

[timguvnor]

Beet route?

any pictures anywhere?

 

[Hunting 784561]

I think the clean up operation requires the hiring of Rustle Salad.

Rustle Salad knows his onions...

 

[Sausage]

I'm gonna be driving up that way later in my Chevrolet Courgette Stingray so I'll let y'all know if the bypass has been re-opened.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm gonna be driving up that way later in my Chevrolet Courgette Stingray so I'll let y'all know if the bypass has been re-opened.

I'm sure it'll be going through a purple patch by the time you get there.

 

[Fountainhead]

It all clear now, I just drove thro' in my Borscht Cayenne

 

[Pavilionaire]

I heard two lanes were coned off and vehicles were having to use the CHARD shoulder...

 

[Sausage]

Oh gourd..when's it going to stop.

 

[Gazwag]

Chevrolet Courgette Stingray

Never bean in one but heard its a good runner although it can be a bit of a squash.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Never bean in one but heard its a good runner although it can be a bit of a squash.

For something more roomy why not try an ALFALFA Romeo?

 

[Trufflehound]

Never bean in one but heard its a good runner although it can be a bit of a squash.

That's because it's quite marrow and there's not mushroom inside.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I must say I prefer a Ford COSworth...

 

[daveinprague]

No Beet officers anymore, they are all in cars.
Could of, and should have been avoided!

 

[Pavilionaire]

There's plenty more vegetable spillage still to come, this is simply the tip of the ICEBERG...