Shaun Derry Worlds Finest Footballer

[PremiershipBound]

When Derry does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

Derry can touch MC Hammer.

Derry doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Derry doesn't need a haircut, the hair cuts itself.

 

[Hampden Park]

go home PB

 

[PremiershipBound]

go home PB

 

[Hampden Park]

cake and file in the post

 

[Silent Bob]

When Derry does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

Derry can touch MC Hammer.

Derry doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Derry doesn't need a haircut, the hair cuts itself.

I think you will find that is Chuck Norris.

Shaun Derry is an ex-Palace pikey in severe need of a haircut and a home WITHOUT wheels.

 

[Easy 10]

He didn't look all that clever slumped on his arse after chopping down King for Watfords pen. Nice hairband though, very "Premiership" I'm sure.

 

[PremiershipBound]

He didn't look all that clever slumped on his arse after chopping down King for Watfords pen. Nice hairband though, very "Premiership" I'm sure.

It was all over by then anyway!

Hes here, hes there, hes every f***ing where SHAUN DERRY SHAUN DERRY!

 

[looney]

Did the ripper get your Mum?

 

[Gritt23]

Hes here, hes there, hes every f***ing where SHAUN DERRY SHAUN DERRY!

Where's your caravan?
Where's-your-cara-van?

 

[Les Biehn]

It was him that broke Bothroyds leg. So we have him to blame for that odd little man deciding to inflict his shite brand of football on us.

 

[Croydonbloke]

When Derry does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

Derry can touch MC Hammer.

Derry doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Derry doesn't need a haircut, the hair cuts itself.

We love Shaun Derry at Palace. The man was great!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

When Derry does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

Derry can touch MC Hammer.

Derry doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Derry doesn't need a haircut, the hair cuts itself.

Derry doesnt need the Premiership....

 

[PremiershipBound]

Re: Re: Shaun Derry Worlds Finest Footballer

Derry doesnt need the Premiership....

The Premiership needs Shaun Derry

 

[Gritt23]

shite brand of football on us.

I'm confused.

If you mean Watford, then I'd take their football over ours like a shot. Not sure how you are categorising their "brand of football" but I'd call it organised, full of team spirit, disciplined and most importantly WINNING.

I'd have loved some of that last season, or indeed next.

 

[KPTF]

Did the ripper get your Mum?

Quality!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Surely this counts as flooding?

He must have posted 10 threads today of sheer, irrelevant CRAP. If 1066 had done the same his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

 

[PremiershipBound]

I haven't posted 10 threads, they keep topping my old posts

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm confused.

If you mean Watford, then I'd take their football over ours like a shot. Not sure how you are categorising their "brand of football" but I'd call it organised, full of team spirit, disciplined and most importantly WINNING.

I'd have loved some of that last season, or indeed next.

I know what you mean, I just meant it is shit to watch.

 

[Everest]

Derry doesn't know about football, he plays for Leeds.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Did the ripper get your Mum?

I know I shouldn't laugh.......... but what the hell,