Sharon Davies

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I think that she looks very good for 47 not that it would do me any good with or without viagra, my name isnt Des O'Connor.

I put it under my pillow in case I need it but it gives me a stiff neck.

I thought you only took these days to stop you rolling out of bed.

 

[Bluejuice]

She has FAKE jubblies??

Cheating bitch

 

[Cheshire Cat]

She's a bit orange

 

[El Presidente]

She has FAKE jubblies??

Cheating bitch

I know, if she offered me a soapy titwank I would have to turn it down on principle.......ish

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Willoughby has got them out today

 

[Bluejuice]

Willoughby has got them out today

WHAT?

Where?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Hate to disappoint you chaps but many years ago I spent an evening with her and the delightful John Virgo. She was so up her own that she didn't stop talking about herself all night and what her swimming times were for her training sessions etc. On the other hand Mr Virgo was an absolute laugh,in fact he had to ask me who she was as she seems vaguely familiar to him. , but he couldn't remember her name.

 

[El Presidente]

Hate to disappoint you chaps but many years ago I spent an evening with her and the delightful John Virgo. She was so up her own that she didn't stop talking about herself all night and what her swimming times were for her training sessions etc. On the other hand Mr Virgo was an absolute laugh,in fact he had to ask me who she was as she seems vaguely familiar to him. , but he couldn't remember her name.

All very well, but which one of them would you rather give you a nosh?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Blimey - I had difficulty believing she was 47, so looked it up and found she is indeed 47 and what's more is 14 days older than me !

 

[El Presidente]

Blimey - I had difficulty believing she was 47, so looked it up and found she is indeed 47 and what's more is 14 days older than me !

Fit and satisfies the 'older woman' fantasy too TD, time to FILL YOUR BOOTS my son

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Fit and satisfies the 'older woman' fantasy too TD, time to FILL YOUR BOOTS my son

Given my, er, rather diminuitive stature (small but perfectly formed, you understand !), I reckon she could walk over me without noticing ... which possibly brings a completely different fatasy to mind, but that's another story.

 

[El Presidente]

Given my, er, rather diminuitive stature (small but perfectly formed, you understand !), I reckon she could walk over me without noticing ... which possibly brings a completely different fatasy to mind, but that's another story.

Well TD, if everything is in proportion mate, I would advise that after three kids and three Olympic athletes have been there, the phrase 'Chipolata in the Channel Tunnel' come to mind.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

All very well, but which one of them would you rather give you a nosh?

Ah but I didn't say anything in my post about not wanting to shag her. Actually that's probably why she was just droning on because I was the boring bastard just standing there drooling

 

[Normal Rob]

Just had to add these little chestnuts into the discussion...

 

[Jam The Man]

She put her arms around me once and we talked about toast...

...I was just turned 12 at the time though.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

I'm forty-five and, if I may say so, look fit.

Forty-seven is hardly ancient, is it?

 

[Normal Rob]

I'm forty-five and, if I may say so, look fit.

we'll be the judge of that