Sharapova

[BN9 BHA]

Do people actually watch tennis!? Fml

Mostly the ladies, they become tennis experts when Wimbledon is on but take no notice of any other tournament.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

It does make make you wonder what she sounds like in very intimate moments.

From what I remember, she was always LOUD....

 

[Albumen]

Imagine the sound of her sneezing.

Imagine getting into a fight with the ****er.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

The Danny Baker mash-up of the tennis organisms combined with the guy playing his squeaky ear....lovely listening

1hr, 38 min 40 secs in

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06085m4

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It is Agnieszka Radwanska all the way for me. She is very feminine, just a gentle sigh, an East European HOTTY !

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I was at Wimbledon the first Monday, sat on Court 18 watching Tsvetana Pironkova bravely lose to Belinda Bencic and we could hear that Sharapova was on Centre, her grunting is THAT loud. Absolutely no need for it whatsoever and it's a stupid sound.

Azarenka is worse, because her sound is totally fake and a delayed sound to mask the way she has hit the ball. They both should be getting points deducted for disturbing the peace.

 

[Stato]

Her father, Chris, certainly didn't used to make that much noise when he was playing darts.

I'm sorry to stomp on your gag, but it was Big Cliff Lazarenko, not Chris.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

I'm not a tennis fan so had to find out what the fuss was about on YouTube....She reminds me of Miss Honeywell from the Porky's movie. ;o)

 

[The Oldman]

Mostly the ladies, they become tennis experts when Wimbledon is on but take no notice of any other tournament.

Not true of my missus, bless her. She is a tennis nut watching it year round on Eurosport, goes to Wimbles if she can get a ticket plus goes the whole week at Eastbourne. Mind you, I like that week. Lovely to be at home.