[Albion] Shane Duffy finally scores...

[Paulie Gualtieri]

That's fair enough but while I have some sympathy for her she probably is a bit of a nightmare. When she has a break up, she deliberately gets it on with someone that would wind up the ex. Dwight Yorke targeted because Bowers hated Man U and the bonus he was black. The MMA fella as a tough guy after the wimp that was Pete Andre. It ain't gonna end well for Shane.

Straight onto zaha


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[LlcoolJ]

Lovely Kylie has a minge like a mouse's earhole - and that's a fact.

I'm mildly offended that the goddess Kylie was even mentioned in reference to beach ball titted, ruined faced chav.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Lovely Kylie has a minge like a mouse's earhole - and that's a fact.

Price also has a very attractive clunge, it's one of her better features, true, I haven't seen it for a while so it may well have become ragged, but the last time I looked at it, despite all the different implements that have been in it over the years it is very neat, maybe it has elasticity and returns to its original shape after being pulled about.
Pamela Anderson is another, now that woman was truly blessed, it's a thing of beauty down there.
Never seen Kylies, not sure it's been on public display to form an opinion but judging by her hoof in the gold shorts I think you may well be right.
Overuse does not always ruin a minge, I knew a girl once who was practically a virgin but her beaver looked like a busted sofa.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Price also has a very attractive clunge, it's one of her better features, true, I haven't seen it for a while so it may well have become ragged, but the last time I looked at it, despite all the different implements that have been in it over the years it is very neat, maybe it has elasticity and returns to its original shape after being pulled about.
Pamela Anderson is another, now that woman was truly blessed, it's a thing of beauty down there.
Never seen Kylies, not sure it's been on public display to form an opinion but judging by her hoof in the gold shorts I think you may well be right.
Overuse does not always ruin a minge, I knew a girl once who was practically a virgin but her beaver looked like a busted sofa.

What poetry you write. I shed a tear.

 

[Sheebo]

If Duffy's heard this, she's got him begging her for mercy.

Is that real?! (The auto tune removed)?!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Price also has a very attractive clunge, it's one of her better features, true, I haven't seen it for a while so it may well have become ragged, but the last time I looked at it, despite all the different implements that have been in it over the years it is very neat, maybe it has elasticity and returns to its original shape after being pulled about.
Pamela Anderson is another, now that woman was truly blessed, it's a thing of beauty down there.
Never seen Kylies, not sure it's been on public display to form an opinion but judging by her hoof in the gold shorts I think you may well be right.
Overuse does not always ruin a minge, I knew a girl once who was practically a virgin but her beaver looked like a busted sofa.

That's made my day, thank you, I haven't stopped laughing yet
If there were a vote for poet laureate, you'd win

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Is that real?! (The auto tune removed)?!

It sure sounds like a topless model with no singing experience murdering a Disney classic. WTF was Andre thinking sharing a stage with that screeching banshee.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Is that real?! (The auto tune removed)?!

Very much so chap, my ears haven't stopped bleeding yet.

 

[hart's shirt]

Is that real?! (The auto tune removed)?!

By the comments, it really is. There's an alternative autotune version in which she sounds very, very different, but he pretty much the same.

Worth having a look at the Amazon reviews from back in the day.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-New-World-Katie-Price/dp/B000JU8FXK

"Essential listening at the methadone clinic."

"Having heard the contents of the CD, I have since sold it on to the CIA (at a 3000% mark-up) and they now use it as an ecological alternative to water boarding."

"Such perfection cannot be repeated, to the extent that my CD player strangled itself with its own power-cord, as it couldn't face playing any other music but this and sully the memory. I loved that CD player."

 

[BN9 BHA]

Price also has a very attractive clunge, it's one of her better features, true, I haven't seen it for a while so it may well have become ragged, but the last time I looked at it, despite all the different implements that have been in it over the years it is very neat, maybe it has elasticity and returns to its original shape after being pulled about.
Pamela Anderson is another, now that woman was truly blessed, it's a thing of beauty down there.
Never seen Kylies, not sure it's been on public display to form an opinion but judging by her hoof in the gold shorts I think you may well be right.
Overuse does not always ruin a minge, I knew a girl once who was practically a virgin but her beaver looked like a busted sofa.

10/10

 

[jonny.rainbow]

That's fair enough but while I have some sympathy for her she probably is a bit of a nightmare. When she has a break up, she deliberately gets it on with someone that would wind up the ex. Dwight Yorke targeted because Bowers hated Man U and the bonus he was black. The MMA fella as a tough guy after the wimp that was Pete Andre. It ain't gonna end well for Shane.

Can’t see her dumping him for Ian Paisley Junior.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Can’t see her dumping him for Ian Paisley Junior.

Christian Eriksen

 

[Bry Nylon]

Indeed he has.

[tweet]995260748757721088[/tweet]

Jesus Christ

Giving a footballer a smart phone is like watching a gibbon gnawing on a stick.

 

[dazzer6666]

Price also has a very attractive clunge, it's one of her better features, true, I haven't seen it for a while so it may well have become ragged, but the last time I looked at it, despite all the different implements that have been in it over the years it is very neat, maybe it has elasticity and returns to its original shape after being pulled about.
Pamela Anderson is another, now that woman was truly blessed, it's a thing of beauty down there.
Never seen Kylies, not sure it's been on public display to form an opinion but judging by her hoof in the gold shorts I think you may well be right.
Overuse does not always ruin a minge, I knew a girl once who was practically a virgin but her beaver looked like a busted sofa.

Wonderful stuff.

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[Lush]

Wouldnt have happened in the Championship.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Wouldnt have happened in the Championship.

Give it 15 years if we are back in League One she will be sniffing around the first team looking like a bucket of smashed crabs.

 

[Bry Nylon]

The replies to that tweet

My favourite was "Katie Price would scare a police horse."

 

[Westdene Wonder]

Is that a YES?

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Give it 15 years if we are back in League One she will be sniffing around the first team looking like a bucket of smashed crabs.

 

[METALMICKY]

Its a big no from me but you can't help admire how much money she's earned with actual no discernible talent.