The Large One
Who's Next?
So will this one...
Does she do breakfast TV ?
The missus leaves for work quite early so I could get one off if she does.
Can't knock LCI's management - our Melissa could be discussing the latest insurance industry news 24/7 and I reckon I'd still be riveted.she's on LCI one of the most boring of all the french rolling news programmes.
Quite. She can do it in French, for all I care...Can't knock LCI's management - our Melissa could be discussing the latest insurance industry news 24/7 and I reckon I'd still be riveted.
she's on LCI one of the most boring of all the french rolling news programmes.
Interesting - on Popbitch, one of her former paramours reported that she hated getting any (for want of a better term) spunk on or about her person during (or perhaps after) the sexual act. Memorably, this was summed up with a great headline "Kerplunk shuns the manfat" - a phrase I've been trying to work into conversation ever since.A mate was seeing her a few years back.............. said she was rather adventurous!
Interesting - on Popbitch, one of her former paramours reported that she hated getting any (for want of a better term) spunk on or about her person during (or perhaps after) the sexual act. Memorably, this was summed up with a great headline "Kerplunk shuns the manfat" - a phrase I've been trying to work into conversation ever since.
He used to come out with all sorts of stories about her. He's known as an honest bloke, so I'm inclined to believe him. Barcombe Mills up a tree apparantly was one!
I can just hear Mrs H Block now...... '' I came home today and found that boring French news channel on the TV again............. You been playing with yourself before work again ''