Sexist Joke

[Parson Henry]

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

 

[Lander]

 

[Ding Dong !]

 

[London Calling]

fixtures............................

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Was there a pig in the room as well?

It sounds like the bloke lives on some kind of farmyard.

 

[bailey]

fixtures............................

Definitely, but is one of my all-time favourite jokes on NSC.

 

[Drumstick]