**severe Weather Warning**

[Barrel of Fun]

BN1 update: Sky now blue and sun out. Breeze still gentle. Cardiff 1-0 up.

Spot on, apart from the last bit.

 

[Beach Hut]

BN1 update: Sky now blue and sun out. Breeze still gentle. Cardiff 1-0 up.

2 - 0 now

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Cardiff now 2-0 up in BN1 also

 

[Beach Hut]

Just had a very quick rain shower in BN43 however there are black clouds looming.

 

[Easy 10]

Complete overhyped bollocks. It'll be fine for DAYS (certainly nothing out of the ordinairy).

Quite disappaointed. I want to walk along the seafront and see some WAVES.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Complete overhyped bollocks. It'll be fine for DAYS (certainly nothing out of the ordinairy).

Quite disappaointed. I want to walk along the seafront and see some WAVES.

To be on the safe side tho Easy, you may care to deflate your enormous gazebo

 

[The Large One]

Complete overhyped bollocks. It'll be fine for DAYS (certainly nothing out of the ordinairy).

Quite disappaointed. I want to walk along the seafront and see some WAVES.

Quite. We have our own weather system here.

We opted out of the national weather franchise, we paid for it - so we're going to use it.

 

[Slowhand]

I'm due to catch the ferry at 05:00 tomorrow morning from Dieppe to Newhaven

Oh dear!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'm due to catch the ferry at 05:00 tomorrow morning from Dieppe to Newhaven

Oh dear!!

Don't worry, that's a perfectly normal reaction on landing at Newhaven

 

[Marc]

its all gonna kick off after midnight!

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

its all gonna kick off after midnight!

Great, I start my milkround at 2-00am.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

its all gonna kick off after midnight!

In the interests of photo-journalism, and having nothing better to do, your man THPP will be LIVE on Brighton Beach tomorrow, beaming back digital type image things DIRECT to NSC. Unless it looks a bit parky out. Obviously.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I bloody love storms me, hope it's a good'un!

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Keep an eye on the storm with this Wind Map (nothing to do with flatulence);

Wind Map - Britain

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

shite, playing golf tuesday.

 

[Yorkie]

Keep an eye on the storm with this Wind Map (nothing to do with flatulence);

Wind Map - Britain

That's a great map.

So that people can convert mph into wind scale, here is the Beaufort scale

http://www.zetnet.co.uk/sigs/weather/Met_Codes/beaufort.htm

We have a force 6 at the moment.

 

[Easy 10]

ITN have carried this as HEADLINE NEWS

Can I just say that the UK are, without doubt, the biggest DRAMA QUEENS in the world when it comes to the weather. Its going to rain, and its going to be quite windy. Outside of the usual standard weather report, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the weather actually make the news unless we are about to be smashed by a typhoon, a hurricaine, a series of tornados or a new Ice Age.

Jesus. Get a GRIP

 

[Beach Hut]

Radio 5 Live Travel was already warning chaos on the roads and rail tomorrow.

 

[Easy 10]

Thats because this country grinds to a halt for anything more severe than a persistant light drizzle.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Severe depression hitting Ireland