[Albion] Semi is all upside!

[exKT17]

1. I'm fully prepared for a thorough cow-grubbing from the Fauntleroys.

2. I couldn't care less if we lose.

3. We'll be making more noise than chiteh at the final whistle!

It's all upside!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

What the actual **** are you on about?

 

[Ernest]

What the actual **** are you on about?

Stick him on ignore Hazza

 

[Knocky's Nose]

What the actual **** are you on about?

As I understand...

1. I'm fully prepared for a thorough cow-grubbing from the Fauntleroys. = He is bracing himself, emotionally, for a large scoreline not in our favour to the football club with vastly superior finances.

2. I couldn't care less if we lose. = He will be gutted.

3. We'll be making more noise than chiteh at the final whistle! = He will be trying to outsing a fictitious vintage car when the game ends..

 

[exKT17]

OK I don't mind taking some flak.

To me Sunday was 130 minutes of misery punctuated by two moments of intense joy.

The semi final will be 90 minutes of pure joy, come what may, being the good little guys against the dodgy money people.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

As I understand...

1. I'm fully prepared for a thorough cow-grubbing from the Fauntleroys. = He is bracing himself, emotionally, for a large scoreline not in our favour to the football club with vastly superior finances.

2. I couldn't care less if we lose. = He will be gutted.

3. We'll be making more noise than chiteh at the final whistle! = He will be trying to outsing a fictitious vintage car when the game ends..

I thank you, blud, for translating from fourth form patois into English on my behalf. Fam.

 

[exKT17]

HWT

We're both (you and I) going to Wembley. FACT

We both hope for the same thing. FACT

I go to Wembley with low expectation for the result against multibillionaire champions, but with 100% expectation of singing my bollocks off even if we're 9-0 down.

Is that such a shameful mindset?

Or maybe too 'fourth form' for you?

 

[spence]

HWT

We're both (you and I) going to Wembley. FACT

We both hope for the same thing. FACT

I go to Wembley with low expectation for the result against multibillionaire champions, but with 100% expectation of singing my bollocks off even if we're 9-0 down.

Is that such a shameful mindset?

Or maybe too 'fourth form' for you?

Enjoy the day out. Anything else is a bonus.

 

[spence]

What the actual **** are you on about?

Ernest reply to that was funny.


This is what he said ...............Stick him on ignore Hazza

 

[Juan Albion]

HWT

We're both (you and I) going to Wembley. FACT

We both hope for the same thing. FACT

I go to Wembley with low expectation for the result against multibillionaire champions, but with 100% expectation of singing my bollocks off even if we're 9-0 down.

Is that such a shameful mindset?

Or maybe too 'fourth form' for you?

You have to be a bit more hoity toity or HWT won't comprehend.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ernest reply to that was funny.


This is what he said ...............Stick him on ignore Hazza

He must have missed my "" then....who could possibly have known.

Anyway, where would I be without you eh?

 

[spence]

He must have missed my "" then....who could possibly have known.

Anyway, where would I be without you eh?

No idea ask Husty? Oh hes on your ignore to i believe . Can't be many posters left?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

HWT

We're both (you and I) going to Wembley. FACT

We both hope for the same thing. FACT

I go to Wembley with low expectation for the result against multibillionaire champions, but with 100% expectation of singing my bollocks off even if we're 9-0 down.

Is that such a shameful mindset?

Or maybe too 'fourth form' for you?

Apologies. I don't doubt your sincerity and ernestness. It was the 'upside' that got me. I go to a lot of bullshit management meetings but haven't come across this one before. It used to be said that the Brits and yanks were two peoples separated by a common language. These days we have the English generations, separated by a different language. Seen?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

No idea ask Husty? Oh hes on your ignore to i believe . Can't be many posters left?

Almost all of them are left. What's it to you?

(your punctuation's all gone to bollocks, by the way).

 

[exKT17]

You have to be a bit more hoity toity or HWT won't comprehend.

If HWT thinks the usage 'cow-grubbing' is a fourth form idiom he is very wrong and I'll put up £100 against his £100 for REMF that he cannot identify it's etymology!

The ignorance of that comment needs punishment!

Of the walletal nature!

And no HWT, it's ungoogleable!

Let battle commence!

 

[Juan Albion]

If HWT thinks the usage 'cow-grubbing' is a fourth form idiom he is very wrong and I'll put up £100 against his £100 for REMF that he cannot identify it's etymology!

The ignorance of that comment needs punishment!

its

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

If HWT thinks the usage 'cow-grubbing' is a fourth form idiom he is very wrong and I'll put up £100 against his £100 for REMF that he cannot identify it's etymology!

The ignorance of that comment needs punishment!

Of the walletal nature!

And no HWT, it's ungoogleable!

Let battle commence!

Calm down, dear. It was the 'upside' that had me tittering. If you use expressions like that in real life, you are Nathan Barley and I claim my ten pounds worth of Premium Bonds.

 

[el punal]

I thank you, blud, for translating from fourth form patois into English on my behalf. Fam.

Innit.

 

[Albion my Albion]

My semi by definition is only partially upside.

 

[Sirnormangall]

At my age I’m always grateful for a semi.