Selhurst Park Stinks

[Simontheseagull]

Selhurst Park stinks - and it's because of what is on the pitch.

https://www.premierleague.com/news/427633

 

[Dougie]

Where have you been all week ?

 

[Shuggie]

Where have you been all week ?

Why were you born ?

 

[papajaff]

Where have you been all week ?

No need to ask you that. On here as always you sad wanker

 

[Everest]

Where have you been all week ?

Well away from Selhurst I hope

 

[Is it PotG?]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?353595-Parasites-in-Selhurst-Park

Stinks nonetheless.

 

[Dougie]

No need to ask you that. On here as always you sad wanker

Just contributing.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Why were you born ?

I'm sure it's mostly to do with his parents' private bits.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I'm sure it's mostly to do with his parents' private bits.

He, is a girl.

 

[pastafarian]

Surely before embarking on this expensive grass treatment for parasitic worms it would have been much cheaper for CPFC to simply ask their coach drivers not to shit on the pitch in the first place.

 

[The Birdman]

I always joke when I am on the train going to Victoria about a funny smell when I get near smellhurst now it has a different meaning now.

 

[Albion my Albion]

He, is a girl.

Sorry, forgot to check under the bonnet.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Sorry, forgot to check under the bonnet.

Lol!

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[Dougie]

Lol!

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Lol indeed