Secret Santa advice needed

[rospants]

A vibrator.

where are you going to get one for a fiver?!

 

[Race]

So what will Tank be getting this year?

Same as last year.......some pants and socks

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The pet trees wouldn't be bad were it not for the fact that they look a bit like those weird cock extenders always advertised in spam emails. Not sure what she'd make of that.

You could tell her you have finished with it....and then threaten to show her the final product

 

[Race]

The pet trees wouldn't be bad were it not for the fact that they look a bit like those weird cock extenders always advertised in spam emails. Not sure what she'd make of that.

You cant go wrong with a lipgloss, a girl can never have enough make-up

 

[Simster]

where are you going to get one for a fiver?!

There's always second hand off e-bay.

 

[Trufflehound]

where are you going to get one for a fiver?!

I went to an *ahem* "trade fair" in an exhibition hall a few years ago, and they were giving them away for free.

Batteries not included of course...

 

[Simster]

You cant go wrong with a lipgloss, a girl can never have enough make-up

Wouldn't a cock extender look a bit odd wearing lip gloss?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Don't you have to click the links in the emails to see those pictures.....

Ahem...a friend, yup, a friend told me that they looked like that...and described them in detail (or you could say "at length")...honest. It was a slightly weird conversation, I guess.

 

[Dave the OAP]

what about a MR T in your Pocket

or a BULLY in your pocket

really funny for about 30 minutes