Secret Santa advice needed

[Man of Harveys]

I've never done this Secret Santa crap before but, at my new employer, I've drawn the task of having to buy something worth £5 or less for an attractive young blonde posh girl in the office.

So, NSC - what do I buy her?

 

[Simster]

A vibrator.

 

[Race]

A fiver or less?!!

A nice lip gloss in a suitable colour

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There is a a pet tree. which you can attach to your phone or key ring. They continue to grow and then in about six months you can replant it and it will grow into a full grown plant.

of course you may think that is rubbish.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Some eloquant literature of some description?






















Maybe a subscription to Hello magazine?

 

[Simster]

A mug that says "You don't have to be mad here but it helps".

She'd think you were PROPER FUNNY if you bought her that.

Or one of those shit little britain dolls that Clintons sell.

 

[bailey]

Packet of cucumber seeds, little watering can, KY jelly.

or, as I someone with a sicker sense of humour who I used to work with did:

Packet of CACTUS seeds, little watering can, KY jelly.

And try to keep a straight face when she opens it.

 

[CHAPPERS]

8 cans of Strongbow.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Packet of cucumber seeds, little watering can, KY jelly.

or, as I someone with a sicker sense of humour who I used to work with did:

Packet of CACTUS seeds, little watering can, KY jelly.

And try to keep a straight face when she opens it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

8 cans of Strongbow.

If somebody got me that in a Secret Santa, I would be well chuffed.

 

[Skaville]

Booze is always a winner

 

[Race]

If somebody got me that in a Secret Santa, I would be well chuffed.

You blokes r soooooo easily pleased

 

[Uncle Buck]

You blokes r soooooo easily pleased

8 cans of Strongbow is something useful. It help keeps the cold out at away games and makes me believe that I do like football....

 

[Skaville]

You blokes r soooooo easily pleased

So what will Tank be getting this year?

 

[Trufflehound]

Pack of condoms

 

[bailey]

A vibrator.

.....and a disposable camera and a self-addressed envelope.

and for a right laugh put her bosses name and address on it!

 

[Grendel]

Crap in a polythene bag and then gift wrap it. Watch her face as she unwraps it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

The pet trees wouldn't be bad were it not for the fact that they look a bit like those weird cock extenders always advertised in spam emails. Not sure what she'd make of that.

 

[virgirlo]

i'm giving my secret santa this crappy present this creep gave me. its so apt, cause my secret santa is also a creep and would really appreciate the shiteness of it!

 

[bailey]

The pet trees wouldn't be bad were it not for the fact that they look a bit like those weird cock extenders always advertised in spam emails. Not sure what she'd make of that.

Don't you have to click the links in the emails to see those pictures.....