Smythe
Active member
Dear Supporter,
Well, as another thrilling season reaches its climax, we're still in there battling to retain our third division status. Will we stay up ? Will we go down ? WHO KNOWS ? You see thats the beauty of football - you just never know whats around the corner ! Along the way there has been the inevitable ups and downs, thrills and spills, sackings, resignations and mutual consents. As I write these notes, our current manager is preparing the team for that all-important run in. We know not how these games will go, but one thing I can guarantee you, it'll be goals goals GOALS *
Enclosed is your season ticket renewal pack. Obviously in the current financial climate, it would be remiss of us not to request a small increase in cost, so you will notice the price will have gone up by on average around 10%. We feel this is reasonable, being as interest rates are now next to nothing so your mortgages will be costing you bugger all, right ? And come on - these sackings don't pay for themselves you know. You wanted him sacked as well.
Yes. You. Did.
So please fill out the form and send your cheques to the usual address. I look forward to seeing you again in August come rain or shine, L1 or L2, Slade or no Slade. You know it makes sense.
Your friend,
Uncle D.
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* in accepting this, you agree to the possibilty a large percentage of these goals could be conceded, not scored. Goal difference could go up or down, the management accept no responsibilty for loss of games and/or L1 status. Your statutory rights are not affected.
many a true season ticket renewal letter said in jest!