League1Champions said:I smell pork :safeway
Nibble said:I worked for a Plain clothes Crime reduction unit
Nibble said:Hey! We kept Brightons streets clean from Chavvy behaviour and drug related violence for years.
Trufflehound said:Vigilante then. That's more like it...
Is this you?
Les Biehn said:That's because you love cock. Its pork sausage your smelling.
ChapmansThe Saviour said:Ah right.
You don't seem like a ROZZER.
Let me tell you that is nothing like as SCARY as the threat of being sued because of something I posted on a message board.bhaexpress said:Having a gun pointed at me by a would be mugger in Texas, thing is a friend of mine saw what was happening and walked up behind him and smashed a bottle over his head. The mugger was arrested without any sympathy from the Police !
Simster said:Let me tell you that is nothing like as SCARY as the threat of being sued because of something I posted on a message board.
BIRCHYBOY27 said:Mistaken identity.
Once a man drove up in a car at preston park punched my mate and said "you through a firework through my window" it was not us at all.
I said it wasn't and then he grabbed me through me in his car and locked the door.
Then he picked up his girlfriend and they told me they were taking me to the police.
All through the journey about 20 mins they were deciding whether to kill me and told me they were going to at least 10 times.
Luckily they took me to the police station and i told my story and let me go.
I have never been so scared i was 14 at the time.
bhaexpress said:Threats to kill are actually very illegal and apart from the kidnapping the bloke could have got a jail sentence for that alone.
BIRCHYBOY27 said:I didn't know that at the time it was very scary, it was on my route to school so everyday i saw the house was a shit time.
Nibble said:Should have gone back and thrown a firework through his window
Dave the Gaffer said:just remembered.....when we were in St Malo in France, we parked up at the side of the road and was unloading the kids and the tonne of equipment required when they were young ( 3 or 4). I put becky down for a split second and she dashed out into the road between our car and the one behind us straight into the path of a van...luckily he saw her and slammed his brakes on.
Looking back, the worst moment of bringing up the kids....one saturday morning, it was heaving in M&S on Western Road....I turned around to speak to karen and in that split second laura was gone.......I started yelling for her as did karen and I shot out of the shop looking for her.......after frantic searching what seemed like hours and must have been a couple of minutes, an employee found us with laura in her arms......I still go cold when I think of that moment! She must have been carried along with the general flow of people heading towards the back of the shop.