Police arrested a burglar walking down East Croydon high street carrying a bag full of swag. Ello ello ello what's all this then the coppers asked.... I've just robbed Crystal Palace football club said the robber...... Did you get any cups asked the copper.... No came the reply, I never made it to the canteen!!!!!!
I was waiting for the bus a couple of weeks back after going out for a curry and the pub across the road played the classic Jam track "Town Like Malice" which gave me the chance to sing the refrain "Fuckin Hate Palace , yeah , yeah"
...a bit extreme, but I did move from a house with woodchip and bushes at the front to one that has concrete slabs and flower pots...haven't seen a cat try to take a dump since then...it would play havoc with its claws trying to dig a hole!