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Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Thugs attack squatters

Sam Jones, left, with fellow squatters

Men with baseball bats, crowbars and a snarling rottweiler tried to force a group of terrified squatters from their legal home.
As some of the frightened group of squatters barricaded themselves into a bedroom, the six-strong gang broke windows and furniture, slashed a tent and urinated over bedding.
The gang smashed their way into the two semi-detached houses in Kingsway, Hove, at about 3pm on Monday.
Police were called to the scene and later arrested three men on suspicion of criminal damage and threatening behaviour.
Sam Jones, a 25-year-old squatter, said: "We heard them coming in so a few of us, including my girlfriend, barricaded ourselves in the bedroom.
"I was holding the door shut and they smashed it through with a crowbar, which cut my face and neck. There is a window at the side of the room and they smashed it to try and get in. One of them was kneeing the rottweiler in the head trying to wind it up and make it go for us.



"My girlfriend was screaming.
It was terrifying. They said they would be back and we would be thrown out."
Under section six of the Criminal Law Act, squatters have the right to occupy a property as long as they did not use force to break in.
The group of about 12 men and women have been in the house for about three weeks, claiming they found house keys outside.
John Shipsey, 50, said: "In over 30 years of squatting I have never seen anything like it. They were animals and we were not even offering any resistance.
"People were getting thrown around and everything was being smashed. They even tore out the fuse box to cut the electricity.
We won't be intimidated or bullied. We have a legal right to be here."
The houses are owned by Hove-based Stranmede Limited, which is applying for planning permission to turn them into flats.
Workers sent by Stranmede had earlier gone to the houses to board them up and make them secure, only to be confronted by the squatters.
They called the police but were informed it was a legal squat. The gang arrived some three hours later.
Property developer David Martin, a director of Stranmede, said: "Some of our guys went down to board up the property but found there were squatters there.
"The police wouldn't move them on, which I think is ludicrous.
I know for a fact the keys were not left outside.
"I wasn't there later on so I don't know the details but I know there was some argybargy.
It is a lot easier for the police to arrest three men rather than a dozen squatters.
We have applied to the courts to evict these people and we expect they will be gone by next week."


http://www.theargus.co.uk/display.var.1868642.0.thugs_attack_squatters.php


no guessing where the Argus loyalties lie. My heading would have been - Thugs attack pikey thieving dossers.
 




The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
15,384
Worthing
Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
the undisputed king of the slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
the one and only
hold the front page
Fatman's got something to sell
to the capital's homeless
At The Crossroads Motel
for the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style
you can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
he'll take your teeth as deposit
There's bats in the belfry
the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
and he don't give a damn
he just chuckles and smiles
and laughs like a madman,
a born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman
With his valium, amphetamines
his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
And just when you thought it was safe
to go back into the kitchen, Dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepy headcases . . . check this . . .
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of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
the undisputed king of the slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame,
the one and only Sheriff Fatman
In goes another left hook
and now I'm losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations
he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
There's bats in the belfrey
the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
he don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
and laughs like a madman
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you . . .
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John Shipsey, 50, said: "In over 30 years of squatting I have never seen anything like it. They were animals and we were not even offering any resistance."

Well, he's got away without paying rent to rightful owners, for 30 years+.
I'd say he's led a charmed life, and was overdue a good shoeing.
Imagine, some bloke works to try and get ahead, invests in a property to try and consolidate his finances and give security for himself and his family, and some smelly lazy scumbag takes it all away by breaking and entering - claiming that the law is on HIS side!
 


rusty redeyes

New member
Feb 26, 2007
677
Portslade, The Blue Anchor
I say give the dirty unwashed lying thieving pikey tax dodging scum a good hiding. Did they not think that those keys might have belonged to the rightful owners? What gives them the right to assume that as they "found" those keys that it gives them rights to the house? Get real, scum, and I sincerely hope they get another visit, this time in the middle of the night....
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
John Shipsey, 50, said: "In over 30 years of squatting I have never seen anything like it. They were animals and we were not even offering any resistance."

Well, he's got away without paying rent to rightful owners, for 30 years+.
I'd say he's led a charmed life, and was overdue a good shoeing.
Imagine, some bloke works to try and get ahead, invests in a property to try and consolidate his finances and give security for himself and his family, and some smelly lazy scumbag takes it all away by breaking and entering - claiming that the law is on HIS side!

Spot on IMHO.
 




Grendel

New member
Jul 28, 2005
3,251
Seaford
The group of about 12 men and women have been in the house for about three weeks, claiming they found house keys outside.

Using the same logic, if I "found" someone's car keys on the pavement near their car, I could justify taking their car.
 


keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,972
Everyone's entitled to their own opinion where squatters and their rights are concerned. But anyone thinks there's justifcation in violence with weapons and cruelty to animals is a prick
 
























maffew

Well-known member
Dec 10, 2003
9,019
Worcester England
John Shipsey, 50, said: "In over 30 years of squatting I have never seen anything like it. They were animals and we were not even offering any resistance."

Well, he's got away without paying rent to rightful owners, for 30 years+.
I'd say he's led a charmed life, and was overdue a good shoeing.
Imagine, some bloke works to try and get ahead, invests in a property to try and consolidate his finances and give security for himself and his family, and some smelly lazy scumbag takes it all away by breaking and entering - claiming that the law is on HIS side!


:thumbsup:
 




csider

Active member
Dec 11, 2006
4,511
Hove
Dave Martin been in town for years. Worked with NVH for many years (allegedly)
 




crasher

New member
Jul 8, 2003
2,764
Sussex
John Shipsey, 50, said: "In over 30 years of squatting I have never seen anything like it. They were animals and we were not even offering any resistance."

Well, he's got away without paying rent to rightful owners, for 30 years+.
I'd say he's led a charmed life, and was overdue a good shoeing.
Imagine, some bloke works to try and get ahead, invests in a property to try and consolidate his finances and give security for himself and his family, and some smelly lazy scumbag takes it all away by breaking and entering - claiming that the law is on HIS side!

On the one hand I agree. Squatters ALWAYS claim they found the keys, or a window was open or a door unlocked or something becasue they know they'd be breaking the law otherwise. They must be lying some of the time.

On the other hand, does Stranmede Developments or whatever they're called sound like a hard-working guy trying to provide for his family or a big company gobbling up property to make money from renters?
 


goldstone

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 5, 2003
7,179
What the hell right do they have to be in someone else's property, occupied or not?

They should have been given about ten minutes to get out. after that they deserve what's coming to them.

Scum.
 


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