[Help] Save me from SuperDry.

[Cheeky Monkey]

Super dry is very popular with people that want to be seen as cool but who mostly actually aren’t…

Superdry, the store for Next clothes shoppers who fancy living on the edge.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

It used to be the case plain clothes coppers always seemed to wear SuperDry.

And Hi-Tec trainers while trying to ‘fit in’ at raves many years back.

 

[dazzer6666]

The shares have done brilliantly since the old owner went back in. Thanks for contributing

 

[marcos3263]

It's happening and I'm scared.

As a fat middle-aged man obviously I'm, in part, target audience for the store.
Thankfully my loathing of telling everyone what clothes I'm wearing (and I assume my great head of hair) I've been able to give their stores a wide berth.

But now half of Stat Club Junior's are of an age where they'll at least look around SuperDry, naturally with my wallet close by, and sadly I'm now the owner of 3 items of SuperDry clothing. (not that you'd know that to look at them)


I need talking down before I decide a lime green hoodie with 'SuperDry Tokyo' emblazoned across the front and back, is what's missing from my wardrobe.

I'm the same with Hollister, the bigger the logo the better, all my t-shirts have it EMBLAZENED down the arm across the chest and sometimes a back print.

As a result i get points on their website and get daily offers etc.

No one on their website looks like me being at least 25 years my junior.

I wont try their jeans as those skinny legs scare me.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Wait until Stat discovers Hollister

 

[lizard]

I need talking down before I decide a lime green hoodie with 'SuperDry Tokyo' emblazoned across the front and back, is what's missing from my wardrobe.

Oh but Stat, that is exactly what's missing from your wardrobe. Go ahead, treat yourself. Just make sure you post a couple of pics on here after the deed is done so we can all see how awesome you look.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I have some clothes from SuperDry, including a very soft fleecy green hoodie which is great around the house on a cold day, a polyester/viscose/elastane black and orange tight hoodie which is perfect for watching from the touchline come wind, rain or snow, and a couple of long sleeve Raglan-style tops if you want to be comfortable but not in trackies or pyjamas.

 

[Guinness Boy]

And Hi-Tec trainers while trying to ‘fit in’ at raves many years back.

North Face jackets to clubs in the winter

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

It's happening and I'm scared.

As a fat middle-aged man obviously I'm, in part, target audience for the store.
Thankfully my loathing of telling everyone what clothes I'm wearing (and I assume my great head of hair) I've been able to give their stores a wide berth.

But now half of Stat Club Junior's are of an age where they'll at least look around SuperDry, naturally with my wallet close by, and sadly I'm now the owner of 3 items of SuperDry clothing. (not that you'd know that to look at them)


I need talking down before I decide a lime green hoodie with 'SuperDry Tokyo' emblazoned across the front and back, is what's missing from my wardrobe.

Time for a midlife crisis. Get yourself a white Vauxhall Nova, tell the kids you are all off to McDonald’s and wear that Superdry with pride.

 

[bhafc99]

Were it not for my glorious mane of hair I'd currently be sat in an overgrown Cambodian temple with only a nervous looking cow for company.

The horror, the horror…

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I quite like my SuperDry Idris Elba jumper.

I think I look cool......

I dont know how to tell you this......

 

[Badger]

Super dry is very popular with people that want to be seen as cool but who mostly actually aren’t…

I have a few Superdry things. Not because I'm trying to look cool, I just quite like some of their clothes I guess it's a bit different wearing them here because you don't see Superdry anything like as much as in the UK.

I also find they're one of the few brands who actually make clothes that last (which is partly why they've had financial issues). Unlike some brands, who make t-shirts that fade and lose their shape after about 3 washes.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I have a few Superdry things. Not because I'm trying to look cool, I just quite like some of their clothes I guess it's a bit different wearing them here because you don't see Superdry anything like as much as in the UK.

I also find they're one of the few brands who actually make clothes that last (which is partly why they've had financial issues). Unlike some brands, who make t-shirts that fade and lose their shape after about 3 washes.

Agree, I’ve got two Super Dry T-shirt’s in the wardrobe that are as good as new after purchasing them 7 years ago.


Being too fat to fit in them isn’t contributory


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I should also add it’s the clear choice of the Upper management at my firm on dress down Fridays (how I miss these) to be seen as relatable.

A surprise second runner appears to be NASA T-shirt’s and hoddies. Can’t where this down the lodge I suppose


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Hampster Gull]

It's happening and I'm scared.

As a fat middle-aged man obviously I'm, in part, target audience for the store.
Thankfully my loathing of telling everyone what clothes I'm wearing (and I assume my great head of hair) I've been able to give their stores a wide berth.

But now half of Stat Club Junior's are of an age where they'll at least look around SuperDry, naturally with my wallet close by, and sadly I'm now the owner of 3 items of SuperDry clothing. (not that you'd know that to look at them)


I need talking down before I decide a lime green hoodie with 'SuperDry Tokyo' emblazoned across the front and back, is what's missing from my wardrobe.

Did your wife suggest it?

 

[Soton Seagull]

I was surprised to find out their clothes were not waterproof

 

[Stat Brother]

Did your wife suggest it?

View attachment 137265

Obviously this thread was started as a 'bit of fun', god knows sometimes this place could do with it.
I guess, on a level, I knew there was something in it.


But by jimminy I had no idea it would be this funny!

I hope others are getting as many laughs as I am.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Is this a deodorant?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Wait until Stat discovers Hollister

Hollister - the place where older, well built men go into, pick up the largest size, sigh and then walk out saying it is over priced American rubbish anyway

Which is exactly why I tend to wear GANT - overpriced American preppy rubbish but for real men rather than beanpoles