[News] Sausage Roll Gate

[The Clamp]

The Argus website is horrible to use, and the article is so badly written (there's even a word missing from one sentence).

Agreed. I have just been on it (I'm hungover) and I forgot how awful it is. Questionairres, half the page taken up with a huge banner asking me to turn off adblocker and install some ropey looking thing they have. With all their crap on there you literally have a viewing area left of a couple of square inches. And that's before we even get on to he actual content they provide. Shocking. I should like to see their hands cut off.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Boundary Road Hove is north and south of the level crossing. Carlton Terrace Portslade north of the level crossing on the west side and Station Road Portslade south of the level crossing also on the west side. Confusing for many people in what is essentially a single road.

May be the Argus will pick up on this and have a piece about Portslade Station being in Hove and demand for it to be moved.

 

[wellquickwoody]

What will Bert and Ernie do with the odd one left over?

I am sure that you will know best what to advise.

 

[whitelion]

May be the Argus will pick up on this and have a piece about Portslade Station being in Hove and demand for it to be moved.

You never know...however it's called Portslade and West Hove.

 

[WATFORD zero]

So, piss poor journalism, grammatically and geographically wrong

It couldn't be could it ?

No, he must be really busy planning his campaign

 

[Jim D]

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This advert just came up,when I was reviewing the Argus fine journalistic piece

Aren't these ads selective based on usage history? I thought that was why I keep getting ads for center parcs since July.

 

[GT49er]

I think he should thank Aldi for getting him off his very unhealthy ten sausage rolls a day. Hopefully he can start to lead a healthier lifestyle now.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

You never know...however it's called Portslade and West Hove.

Yes,I know, I lived most of my youth within 150 yards of it. Always k/a Ports lade. Perhaps it should be called West Hove. The council have been trying to diss Portslade for years now.

 

[BNthree]

There's so much going on with that story it's hard to know where to start. Argus going all click-baity and hoping the article will go viral I guess.

 

[BNthree]

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This advert just came up,when I was reviewing the Argus fine journalistic piece

Surely adverts like that are based on your previous web browsing sessions??

 

[Alba Badger]

You can't make a gate out of sausage rolls, the pastry would go all soggy when it rains.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Aren't these ads selective based on usage history? I thought that was why I keep getting ads for center parcs since July.

I'm damn sure I've not been on any member sites recently, only Chichester estate agents

 

[AmexRuislip]

Surely adverts like that are based on your previous web browsing sessions??

See post#32

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Greggsxit

 

[sydney]

if ever an article was worth of a "FFS" ...10 sausage rolls a day , how much is the poor ******* spending on cocktail onions and chicken nibbles...?? no wonder he's shopping at Aldi ...if he was shopping at Greggs he'd be living in a cardboard box in the park.

 

[fataddick]

May be the Argus will pick up on this and have a piece about Portslade Station being in Hove and demand for it to be moved.

Conversely, Station Road *is* in Portslade, but doesn't contain a station.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

I hope fleeing Syrians seeking safety from genocidal maniacs are reading this - it will put their troubles into perspective knowing there are people worse off than them.

 

[Juan Albion]

I feel sorry for the old guy. He's gone to the Argus with a story about how Aldi does or does not inform customers about a recall when metal has been found in a food product and the Argus has made him into a joke by highlighting his diet. They've humiliated him for clicks. Bullying at its worst.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I feel sorry for the old guy. He's gone to the Argus with a story about how Aldi does or does not inform customers about a recall when metal has been found in a food product and the Argus has made him into a joke by highlighting his diet. They've humiliated him for clicks. Bullying at its worst.

Thats your take on this?

 

[Badger]

It's like an article from Viz