Don't go.
Mix milk with sprite in a pint glass and mix it reaaallllyyy well. Down it just before you meet her. Make sure you've text her a few times already saying your ill - try not to speak or your crap 'ill voice' will give it away. You will puke EVERYWHERE for a good 10-15 minutes, that should be enough for the old 'go on without me' spiel. When she's out the door, eat three slices of plain bread and pull on the stripes. You're going to Falmer my friend!
Mix milk with sprite in a pint glass and mix it reaaallllyyy well. Down it just before you meet her. Make sure you've text her a few times already saying your ill - try not to speak or your crap 'ill voice' will give it away. You will puke EVERYWHERE for a good 10-15 minutes, that should be enough for the old 'go on without me' spiel. When she's out the door, eat three slices of plain bread and pull on the stripes. You're going to Falmer my friend!